Girl bashed to death in Civic

Feel The Power 27 February 2010 48

Anyone else heard about a girl being bashed to death in Civic last week (apparently a martial arts expert)

Happened in a car park in Civic

Do they not report major crimes in Canberra?

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krats krats 3:52 pm 06 Mar 10

spinact said :

Now hang on a minute. Are you suggesting that the stories in Playboy (Penthouse maybe?) forums aren’t real? But the ‘I never thought it would happen to me’ line always rang true to me.

Yes Penthouse forums are all crap…except for this one time when my wifes best friend came knocking on my door…dressed only in a

Pommy bastard Pommy bastard 11:33 am 06 Mar 10

She turned me into a newt!

I got better though…

georgesgenitals georgesgenitals 8:01 am 06 Mar 10

Pandy said :

I got hen pecked by a marital arts specialist. She took my wallet.

You shouldn’t have given her a gold ring, then.

Pandy Pandy 9:40 pm 05 Mar 10

I got hen pecked by a marital arts specialist. She took my wallet.

Special G Special G 6:19 pm 05 Mar 10

Jazz said :

That might read better if constructed like this….
“I was bashed by a martial arts expert (judging from my wounds) on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago”

Maybe the wounds were very specific with a cracked rib and small bruising over pressure points and nerve bundles which cause coma where he jabbed you with his fingers.

Wouldn’t bother punching someone in the teeth myself – just end up cutting your hand – combined with saliva etc it could get infected.

Jim Jones Jim Jones 3:00 pm 05 Mar 10

PBO said :

aevans said :

Glad everyone is having so much fun with this, even if not true. I was bashed by a martial arts expert on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago (judging from my wounds). So far dental expenses just from that incident are looking to be about $8000 … ambulance $750 … so laugh away folks. There are a few dark spots on the streets of Canberra at night where people are preyed on for mobile phones …

And the sad thing is that you cannot be more descriptive without being called racist.

BWA HA HA HA HA.

I love ‘martial artist’ food, particularly kung fu chicken!!!

georgesgenitals georgesgenitals 12:58 pm 05 Mar 10

Cyclists did it.

Special G Special G 12:42 pm 05 Mar 10

Hot tip – martial arts experts generally don’t go round bashing people. They have better discipline than that. What you have encountered is called the common street thug – can swing a haymaker and kick you while you are down – very big difference.

It doesn’t take a lot of skills to be effective against Jo average public as most people have no idea how to fight.

Tooks Tooks 12:24 pm 05 Mar 10

How do you know he was a martial arts expert? Was he wearing a gi and his black belt?

p1 p1 12:22 pm 05 Mar 10

I was bashed by a martial arts expert on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago (judging from my wounds).

You can only tell you were bashed a month ago based on the wounds? Were you in a coma?

Jim Jones Jim Jones 11:52 am 05 Mar 10

aevans said :

Glad everyone is having so much fun with this, even if not true. I was bashed by a martial arts expert on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago (judging from my wounds). So far dental expenses just from that incident are looking to be about $8000 … ambulance $750 … so laugh away folks. There are a few dark spots on the streets of Canberra at night where people are preyed on for mobile phones …

You’re opposed to people laughing at things that didn’t even happen? You must be a real hit at parties.

PBO PBO 11:51 am 05 Mar 10

aevans said :

Glad everyone is having so much fun with this, even if not true. I was bashed by a martial arts expert on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago (judging from my wounds). So far dental expenses just from that incident are looking to be about $8000 … ambulance $750 … so laugh away folks. There are a few dark spots on the streets of Canberra at night where people are preyed on for mobile phones …

And the sad thing is that you cannot be more descriptive without being called racist.

aevans aevans 11:23 am 05 Mar 10

Glad everyone is having so much fun with this, even if not true. I was bashed by a martial arts expert on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago (judging from my wounds). So far dental expenses just from that incident are looking to be about $8000 … ambulance $750 … so laugh away folks. There are a few dark spots on the streets of Canberra at night where people are preyed on for mobile phones …

    Jazz Jazz 3:38 pm 05 Mar 10

    That might read better if constructed like this….
    “I was bashed by a martial arts expert (judging from my wounds) on London Circuit while coming home from Transit a month ago”

Dean Stokes Dean Stokes 8:58 am 05 Mar 10

Brindabella said :

Actually, what really happened was that a disgruntled ACT triathlon worker was rider her bike along a shared footpath, when she was hit in the head by the North-side Chronicle that was carelessly and without respect for any “No Junk Mail” sign thrown from a fast moving Ford. She mistakenly took the abuse as coming from some hippy that was on their way to the Folk Festival via the metal-fest at the Basement.

An argument ensued regarding whether or not fish feel pain, and the whole incident was washed clean by some skinny, skanky dude at the lights with a bucket of dirty water, despite the no-one wanting his involvement.

I never find anything funny at 8.58am in the morning…except today…LOL
Thats gold..HA HA

Vonbare Vonbare 6:30 pm 02 Mar 10

lobster said :

Na na, it is true and it happened. I know because a girl at my work used to go out with a guy whose brother knows the girl.

Not true lobster….everyone knows that we are only one degree of separation from anyone else in Canberra. Have you something to hide………………

andy pandy andy pandy 6:15 pm 02 Mar 10

The reptoids did it for sure. That’s why it hasn’t made the news media.

spinact spinact 1:38 pm 02 Mar 10

Is it wrong that a thread with this subject line is so amusing?

Brindabella Brindabella 12:11 pm 02 Mar 10

imhotep said :

Not bad Brindabella!
(Extra points if you can slip in something about her being affected by radiation while a prisoner at the the palatial AMC.)

..As the skinny, skanky dude walked off, miffed at being snubbed, he muttered under his breath…”Curse that raditation process!?#@ Bruce Banner gets to be the hulk, and I get this!?”…

TheDJPea TheDJPea 11:56 am 02 Mar 10

lobster said :

Na na, it is true and it happened. I know because a girl at my work used to go out with a guy whose brother knows the girl.

BAHAHAHAHA

DavoDavo DavoDavo 9:50 am 02 Mar 10

Brindabella said :

Actually, what really happened was that a disgruntled ACT triathlon worker was rider her bike along a shared footpath, when she was hit in the head by the North-side Chronicle that was carelessly and without respect for any “No Junk Mail” sign thrown from a fast moving Ford. She mistakenly took the abuse as coming from some hippy that was on their way to the Folk Festival via the metal-fest at the Basement.

An argument ensued regarding whether or not fish feel pain, and the whole incident was washed clean by some skinny, skanky dude at the lights with a bucket of dirty water, despite the no-one wanting his involvement.

LMAO!! 🙂

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