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Giulia is the hero Narrabundah deserves

By Barcham - 22 October 2013 24

BatGiulia

For the past 20 years the Narrabundah Slasher has run amuck on the terrified southern suburb, but he may have made a critical error in repeatedly slashing the tires of Lucia MacFarlane, Giulia’s sister.

Giulia has sworn that she will bring this menace to justice.

”It’s over a decade and the people of Narrabundah seem to have been mildly terrorised by somebody,” she said. ”I’m just wondering why we haven’t taken proactive action to apprehend this guy – or these people.”

According to this Canberra Times story, the Police have identified a suspect but were unable to find enough evidence to stick.

Giulia isn’t pleased about this.

‘You go to bed at night unsure what’s going to become of your car by the next morning. It feels like an invasion of your private space.

”People shouldn’t have to live like that.”

Good quote, now imagine her saying it in a Christian Bale Batman voice, then leaping into her poorly parked Giulia-mobile and racing off to save the day.

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24 Responses to
Giulia is the hero Narrabundah deserves
FXST01 3:21 pm 22 Oct 13

Where’s Dogman when he’s needed?

Tooks 3:02 pm 22 Oct 13

johnboy said :

Tooks said :

Refusal to take a report? I call bullshit. Refusal to send a patrol – much more likely.

Call what you like. That’s been my experience twice.

On one of those occasions five cars had been vandalised on the street.

Fair enough. If I call to report property damage and they refuse to provide me with a job number, I wouldn’t just bend over and take it. I guarantee you they would end up taking the report.

I won’t cop (no pun intended) poor service – whether it’s from police, retail, telecoms etc. I’ve found most departments take the ombudsman very seriously. ..

johnboy 2:55 pm 22 Oct 13

Tooks said :

Refusal to take a report? I call bullshit. Refusal to send a patrol – much more likely.

Call what you like. That’s been my experience twice.

On one of those occasions five cars had been vandalised on the street.

dph 2:46 pm 22 Oct 13

Must say, I’m quite intrigued by the ‘Narrabundah Tyre Slasher’ story.

Such a childish act but surely if it were a child or an amateur they would have been caught out by now.

If & when they ever get caught, I’ll be interested to know what their motive’s were.

Deref 2:46 pm 22 Oct 13

Innovation said :

Would Giulia even care if her sister wasn’t affected?

Demonstrably not.

Tooks 2:39 pm 22 Oct 13

johnboy said :

I just love the muttering by police about the under-reporting brought on by their refusal to take a bloody report.

And is this town big enough for two heroes in Giulia and Snorkel?

Refusal to take a report? I call bullshit. Refusal to send a patrol – much more likely.

Pitchka 2:03 pm 22 Oct 13

Her sister looked very dissapointed……

She will now have to walk to Maccas.

Innovation 1:47 pm 22 Oct 13

Would Giulia even care if her sister wasn’t affected? The parking skills of her or her staff would suggest that she doesn’t give a stuff about others most of the time.

Postalgeek 1:36 pm 22 Oct 13

bigfeet said :

Now it’s all making sense.

She obviously has her minions deliberately parking the Guila-mobiles in provocative locations in order to draw The Slasher out for the final showdown.

Clever.

Ahh the old honey trap. Very insightful, bigfeet.

We can only hope Gulia will catch her nefarious fiend and throw them into gaol with a G

Barcham 1:21 pm 22 Oct 13

Meanwhile if my job could now be just to draw superhero masks on politicians all day I would be very happy.

Mr Evil 12:57 pm 22 Oct 13

Maybe she should park the Battywoman Mobile in a few more disabled car parking spaces to lure the dastardly Narrabundah Slasher into her crime-fighting hands?

Biff!

Kabam!

Pow!

PantsMan 12:20 pm 22 Oct 13

Waiting for the ACT Government to enact legislation allowing the slasher’s creative expression to continue unmolested by the Police.

bigfeet 12:09 pm 22 Oct 13

Now it’s all making sense.

She obviously has her minions deliberately parking the Guila-mobiles in provocative locations in order to draw The Slasher out for the final showdown.

Clever.

Holden Caulfield 11:52 am 22 Oct 13

Has she fixed all those grubby vacant petrol station sites yet?

One problem at a time “Julia”.

johnboy 11:04 am 22 Oct 13

I just love the muttering by police about the under-reporting brought on by their refusal to take a bloody report.

And is this town big enough for two heroes in Giulia and Snorkel?

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