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Giulia is the hero Narrabundah deserves

By Barcham 22 October 2013 24

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For the past 20 years the Narrabundah Slasher has run amuck on the terrified southern suburb, but he may have made a critical error in repeatedly slashing the tires of Lucia MacFarlane, Giulia’s sister.

Giulia has sworn that she will bring this menace to justice.

”It’s over a decade and the people of Narrabundah seem to have been mildly terrorised by somebody,” she said. ”I’m just wondering why we haven’t taken proactive action to apprehend this guy – or these people.”

According to this Canberra Times story, the Police have identified a suspect but were unable to find enough evidence to stick.

Giulia isn’t pleased about this.

‘You go to bed at night unsure what’s going to become of your car by the next morning. It feels like an invasion of your private space.

”People shouldn’t have to live like that.”

Good quote, now imagine her saying it in a Christian Bale Batman voice, then leaping into her poorly parked Giulia-mobile and racing off to save the day.

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Headbone1 7:11 pm 26 Oct 13

Maybe Giuliani could leave her sister parked illegally and the slasher may decide to slash that spare tyre hidden under her top.

poetix 9:51 am 23 Oct 13

Mr Evil said :

I wonder if the Narrabundah Slasher and the Ainslie Phantom Crapper are related?

Slash and Bum.

banco 8:17 am 23 Oct 13

thebrownstreak69 said :

It would be good to catch this person. It will be interesting to see if they can make more than one instance of the charge stick, however.

Hopefully the good folk of Narrabundah will beat them to within an inch of their life once our justice system has sentenced them to a $50 fine and an hour of community service.

Mr Evil 10:21 pm 22 Oct 13

I wonder if the Narrabundah Slasher and the Ainslie Phantom Crapper are related?

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