The Canberra Times has the curious case of Gordon’s Mark Wood who’s suing the Lanyon Valley Chinese Restaurant seeking $128,877 for a dodgy lemon chicken he claims they delivered the effects of which are still, he claims, being felt.
The company owning the restaurant is adopting a Bart Simpson defence:
- In papers filed to the court, the Wings Company Limited, which owned the Lanyon Valley Chinese Restaurant in 2006, denies delivering the food to Mr Wood’s house, denies that there was anything wrong with its meals, or that the plaintiff suffered any ill affects from eating its food.