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How did you cool off today?

By rosebud 31 January 2009 63

What a stinker.

Spent most of the arvo in prol soup, aka the local public swimming pool, dodging kiddy turds and wondering what foot fungus I’ll get this time.

Not too sure how high the UV index got, but the dirt bag index was in the ‘extreme’ range. (A dirt bag rating is calculated by multiplying a person’s number of missing teeth by their tattoos.)

Then calmed down with G&Ts sitting about a foot away from the portable air cooler at home.


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Instant Mash 11:39 pm 02 Feb 09

Icy cold Coke and an air conditioner. And the giant freezer at work, of course.

Danman 9:40 pm 02 Feb 09

Has the watermelon been macerated with vodka?

Woody Mann-Caruso 9:16 pm 02 Feb 09

BoM says it’s going to be 39 on Saturday – then 23 on Monday. I recommend a big bowl of chilled soba noodles, followed by watermelon, all washed down with lots of wheat beer.

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