4 October 2006

If John B1_B5 gives up the internet will he give up talk back radio too?

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The man sometimes known as John B1_B5 has been white-anting and badmouthing both RiotACT and me since we made it clear he wasn’t welcome around here a couple of years ago.

Today TSSH has the sad news that he’s doing a runner from his known internet aliases as less than savoury aspects of his love life come to be known and made public.

The real question now is whether local talkback radio will continue to let him vent his bile?

UPDATED: Our man has explained in extraordinary language just why he’s departing the lands we know, it seems that I’m a “half-witted creep” in his estimation which is frankly the nicest thing published about me on the internet in years (coming from him).

As near as I can tell the “offending comment” was a mild mannered contribution from one Loki:

5. Loki | October 3rd, 2006 at 9:13 pm

John, I had a look at that site you referred me to, and I must say I have bookmarked at as never to be visited again.
But there is someone using your name, or at least one of them, frequenting some very odd sites that site linked me to, some of which I have immediately deleted from my computer history before my housemates think I have taken up some very unsavoury internet habits.
As I said, very odd!

Which prompted the un-lovely John Barnes/Brock/B1_B5/66235’s astonishing outburst. Overreaction or guilty conscience?

Just in case it goes missing the outburst to SGS in all it’s lunatic glory looked like this:

(thanks to TSSH’s Lennie Weinreb for spotting it)

Now what’s more monstrous I ask? Kerces noting odd names in the newspaper or this man’s behaviour?

FURTHER UPDATE: And now he’s back where he said he’d leave still, we dared to dream.

ANOTHER UPDATE: I have it on good authority that our man was the first caller in to 2CC’s drive show today, make of that what you will.

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by the looks of the wheels it off an early 80,s vintage mazda so i would say retreads are all he could afford to put on that shit heap.

the tyre also looks in poor nic anyway under inflated bt the look of the sidewall every day at work i get pubes with half flat tyres and no brains folks check your farking tyres

No probs Thumper, we’re finising the mastering of our rekkid on the 13th too, so I’ll swap ya.

Q. What’s the difference between a Nun and a Tyre?

A. It’s unlikely that a Nun will ever go down on you.

Talking of tyres and sexual perversion reminds me of those “Donuts” commercials that were on telly.

James-T-Kirk2:13 pm 05 Oct 06

You mean to say that people actually listen to 2CC? OMG!!!

James-T-Kirk2:12 pm 05 Oct 06

WTF?

HGAF?

I think, AD, that what’s been demonstrated here is that B1B5 can’t cut it on the internet but he’s still good enough for talkback.

Absent Diane8:53 am 05 Oct 06

why whinge on radio – by whinging on radio all you are doing is coming off as sad. The internet however is a much better forum to whinge on 🙂

Growling Ferret8:19 am 05 Oct 06

Sam

If the bloke couldn’t tell by looking at the tyres that they were retreads, his eyes are obviously painted on and he should not be driving… I guess he had never checked tyre pressures in his new (to him) car either…

Samuel Gordon-Stewart11:28 pm 04 Oct 06

No Ari, it’s because poor-quality retreads have nearly killed him twice, firstly in 1974, and again a couple weeks ago. See here and here for the details.

It’s cos they’re black and have to be blown into.

Apparently it was retread tyres and why they should be banned.

always wanting to ban things…

What was the topic of conversation on the 2CC talkback show? Sexual perversion and gross general mysoginy?

Binker – Brothel Crawlers and Brothel Creepers are all acceptable forms of slang for that gaudy styled shoe

brothel creepers are a type of shoe???

Absent Diane3:25 pm 04 Oct 06

yeah one suspects that the jokes about his Sammy G obsession were perhaps not too far fetched..

and the kind of language he uses leads me believe that he is some kind of hard core mysoginist as well.

Extra update (missing from the JPEG grab):

Oh , and by the way …… rumours of my “demise”
are premature, haha .

Sorry to disappoint all you brothel creepers and
clit lickers out there .

Absent Diane1:39 pm 04 Oct 06

link

Very funny stuff.. love the update!!

Now I am hungry for more of the juicy details from this Clash of the Titans(tm) of yore.

If yore means, a couple of years ago.

Absent Diane1:21 pm 04 Oct 06

the guy was a clown. TSSH article(s) are piss funny.

from time to time I might be facetious.

Sad news? One creepy old pervert gone…. erm…probably a few million to go. Oh well.

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