I accidently found this whilst researching Canberra High Schools … if you can get past the language and crudity, some parts of this ‘uncyclopedia’ entry about Canberra are amusing. Enjoy.
Canberrans are the laughing stock of Australia, well known for their love of firecrackers, porn, roundabouts and humping the metal sheep in Civic. What is generally not known is the basic love for the Serbian people that all Canberrans share, although this has caused problems for the local Lesbian population who do not wish to be associated with them.
Canberra is a large inland fishing village inhabited by public servants and politicians. Australian ex-prime minister John (Hobbit) Howard was supposed to live in Canberra, but due to a chronic allergy to large boring suburbs (either that, or it’s because his wife won’t live in the same city as Kate Fischer’s mum (but that may be a rumour that he himself started cause he has no life and wanted to have a bit of fun), he continued to live in Sydney at a place called Hillbilly House before jumping aboard The Fail Boat after spectacularly losing the election to Elmer Fudd in 2007.
It is also home to the Australian Parliament, drawn by cartoonists for the daily papers, and many inbreds. All Canberrans can trace their origins back to Dom Walsh, Julia Gillard and the queen.