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If you can get past the crudeness, this is actually pretty funny …

By deezagood - 20 December 2009 17

I accidently found this whilst researching Canberra High Schools … if you can get past the language and crudity, some parts of this ‘uncyclopedia’ entry about Canberra are amusing. Enjoy.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Gosford-bogan/canberra

Canberrans are the laughing stock of Australia, well known for their love of firecrackers, porn, roundabouts and humping the metal sheep in Civic. What is generally not known is the basic love for the Serbian people that all Canberrans share, although this has caused problems for the local Lesbian population who do not wish to be associated with them.

Canberra is a large inland fishing village inhabited by public servants and politicians. Australian ex-prime minister John (Hobbit) Howard was supposed to live in Canberra, but due to a chronic allergy to large boring suburbs (either that, or it’s because his wife won’t live in the same city as Kate Fischer’s mum (but that may be a rumour that he himself started cause he has no life and wanted to have a bit of fun), he continued to live in Sydney at a place called Hillbilly House before jumping aboard The Fail Boat after spectacularly losing the election to Elmer Fudd in 2007.

It is also home to the Australian Parliament, drawn by cartoonists for the daily papers, and many inbreds. All Canberrans can trace their origins back to Dom Walsh, Julia Gillard and the queen.

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17 Responses to
If you can get past the crudeness, this is actually pretty funny …
astrojax 1:31 pm 22 Dec 09

i think it’s ‘weston’, up the duffy – and more of it should have burnt down, not of… hang on…

sloppery 1:30 pm 22 Dec 09

Up The Duffy said :

I have plenty to say about Queambo, Has no descent High school for a start. Full of idiots you think there Free title land means they own it to the centre of the earth. And I wish the Army would mess up there artillery training and shell the place one day.

Will be signing up to add this too.

Clearly YOUR high school had no decent English program!

Mordd 2:02 am 22 Dec 09

“Trinity Christian School- The definition of the oxymoron; pompous dirtbags.”

Sadly… true.

Up The Duffy 10:53 pm 21 Dec 09

Sydney “Newtown High School of the Performing Arts” Only live in the Westen for the Mountain biking.

My Comment about the Westen too! more of it should of burnt down.

Ryan 9:06 pm 21 Dec 09

“Daniel Gibson Appreciation Day

Is celebrated every day of the week.

’nuff said.

Hear hear! let’s all raise a tinny! “

LOL!

Felix the Cat 7:25 pm 21 Dec 09

Up The Duffy said :

I have plenty to say about Queambo, Has no descent High school for a start.

So you are/were from Queambo I presume, Up The Duffy?

Up The Duffy 4:54 pm 21 Dec 09

I have plenty to say about Queambo, Has no descent High school for a start. Full of idiots you think there Free title land means they own it to the centre of the earth. And I wish the Army would mess up there artillery training and shell the place one day.

Will be signing up to add this too.

Mordd 12:51 am 21 Dec 09

I was waiting for the penny to drop reading it, and then it did.

Quote:

Queanbeyan
Best place in the world!!!!

Ah, now I can see the author is obviously approaching the topic from an independent perspective, makes sense why I was agreeing with so much of it 😛

ahappychappy 12:09 am 21 Dec 09

Yeah, this has been about for a bit. Unfortunately, the original was taken down and this version has replaced it. Some parts are the same, however parts have been removed and other parts added.

I’ll try and find the original – I swear it was sent to me in a word document…

Beau Locks 8:55 pm 20 Dec 09

PBO said :

It was really funny before it was hijacked by the highschool kids.

Agree with PBO, but classic nonetheless.

Felix the Cat 8:38 pm 20 Dec 09

Great read, will read again AAA+++

PBO 7:12 pm 20 Dec 09

It was really funny before it was hijacked by the highschool kids.

Gungahlin Al 3:40 pm 20 Dec 09

Defames Hobbits.

trevar 3:12 pm 20 Dec 09

Where was the crudeness?

Very good, thanks for sharing… I just find it interesting that they didn’t note the irony of moving to Sydney because of an allergy to large, boring suburbs!

Jerry Atric 12:55 pm 20 Dec 09

Which queen was that?

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