7 January 2008

Implement Plan Z

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Someone needs to contact the Canberra Institute of Zombie Dynamics, because it looks like the Zombie menace has landed and is about to spread. The first hotzone looks to be Peru where a strange meteorite has just crashed and is causing the locals to feel strange.

But don’t worry George W. Bush is aware of the threat and is already developing a plan.

Or is he just Planning to Fail?

[UPDATE] Another report of the meteorite with photos of the crater.

[UPDATE] And for all of you now infected or with an infected friend – the song “Your Brains”

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Seeing as this is posted in conspiracy theories”. I guess I’d better point out that it’s really a CIA test of a new US military weapon. They’ll deny it of course, just like they denied Roswell really happened, but that shouldn’t stop it from surviving as an urban legend.

“Get off my property, you zombie bastards!”

I knew all those marathon Resident Evil gaming sessions were worthwhile! Bring it on.

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