3 September 2013

In search of the intimate cheeseburger

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Always looking to help out we thought it best to pass on this little find by the CanMeme team:

Juliet seeks Romeo of “intimate cheeseburger” fame. This mysterious note was dropped in letterboxes of several Civic apartments today. Had to share it.

intimate cheezburger

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A_chance_meeting_in_the_city9:28 pm 03 Sep 13

Romeo & Juliet may be stretching the story a little far.

I did not think that my letter would ever get a response!
Thank you to everyone who tried to help out.

He was great company that night, and it would be fantastic if
we were able to catch up again.

no room is too small to swing a cat…

lost me with the appalling grammar – with whom…. with?

…and the cheeseburger; tres romantique, not…

A cheeseburger in the early hours of a Saturday morning in civic can only mean McDonalds James Court. Are all the single girls on e-harmony aware of this untapped resource of intriguing available men?

poetix said :

pillowed fantasy
the intimate cheeseburger
soft embrace of dough

😀

John… Maybe your dogs would like to be facebook friends with my cat? I won’t be following their tumblr though again, the fluffy one might be interested.

pillowed fantasy
the intimate cheeseburger
soft embrace of dough

BimboGeek said :

Oh well done everybody. You’ve given Johnboy an excuse to post about his stinky slobbery kelpies and the mischief they get up to during walkies to the park.

(Can you tell I’m a cat person?)

So I take it you don’t follow JB’s tumblr page then….

BimboGeek said :

Barchem I’ve just registered the-riotcat.com. Yours for a mere $10,000.

BimboGeek said :

Barchem I’ve just registered the-riotcat.com. Yours for a mere $10,000.

Johnboy I’m gonna need the company credit card.

Barcham said :

It will not be called Caturday, as it is not Caturday.

That’s positively gnomic!

Barchem I’ve just registered the-riotcat.com. Yours for a mere $10,000.

Primal said :

Barcham said :

It will not be called Caturday, as it is not Caturday.

Can we change the site to the RiotCAT, then?

Done. We’re the RiotCAT now.

Sorry Johnboy, I’ve changed the name of the business, hope that’s cool.

We’ll need new business cards and .jpgs.

Only use for a cat is for it to be ground up and made into an intimate 100% Australian Beef Pattie on an intimate cheeseburger.

Barcham said :

It will not be called Caturday, as it is not Caturday.

Can we change the site to the RiotCAT, then?

It will not be called Caturday, as it is not Caturday.

johnboy said :

All animals will be eligible for Caturday, but must be photographed with a recognisable canberra landmark.

nailed to the landmark, or just sauntering past? I don’t recommend nailing a live cat to anything. Not without sturdy gloves and face protection.

IP

Oh well done everybody. You’ve given Johnboy an excuse to post about his stinky slobbery kelpies and the mischief they get up to during walkies to the park.

(Can you tell I’m a cat person?)

This suggestion will give Barcham something to do with his copious free time. Catberra needs him.

arescarti42 said :

Outstanding post.

I’m getting kinda sick of Monday is bad parking day. Can we start doing Saturday is LOLcat-urday, where people send in photos of cats they’ve taken around Canberra, and maybe we have an image macro competition?

Seriously though, please?

+1
Though in all fairness to guinea pig, rabbit, and bird lovers (and what was the other pet animal people seem to like? – The one that yaps at me constantly from next door) perhaps we should make it LOL Pet-urday.

All animals will be eligible for Caturday, but must be photographed with a recognisable canberra landmark.

How do I stop my mind from imagining how one might use an intimate cheezburger?

Love the Caturday suggestion.

If you can get a picture of your cat with a recognisable canberra landmark you’re on.

Send to images@the-riotact.com .

Outstanding post.

I’m getting kinda sick of Monday is bad parking day. Can we start doing Saturday is LOLcat-urday, where people send in photos of cats they’ve taken around Canberra, and maybe we have an image macro competition?

Seriously though, please?

Just in case your brain wasn’t disturbed by knowledge enough:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feederism

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