Tongue and Groove, when not filled to bursting on Friday nights has evolved into a very pleasant after work drink spot.
But Fridays are not likely to get better with the above poster snapped by Goosepig alerting the public that trashy D-list night club appearances are coming to town in the form of Kim Kardashian’s half brother Brody Jenner.
If you’re the kind of guy that is into girls who are into this sort of thing then polish the shoes and get the blingiest cufflinks into your french cuffs on November 15.
Mr Evil said :
Did Jenner turn up one wonders?
I’ve reckon there’d be more sense of purpose, talent and ability in the contents of a used franger, than in the whole Kardashian family.
Solidarity said :
Just did. Can’t seem to find any bad mouthing anyone in any of my posts???
Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :
I tipped this!
Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :
You really are smug, aren’t you?
Go read your comments in the RIP Lindsey article.
poetix said :
I think Poetix qualifies to attend as Riotact’s resident fashion plate – representing the Bohemian quartier. Forecasts should allow the wearing of that tweed hacking jacket “op shop steal”!
Thanks to the humidity, I have charmingly bewildered hair.
poetix said :
‘a charmingly bewildered air’. Priceless.
I, too, expect I would have a charmingly bewildered air in a room full of diamante-encrusted bull tits.
schmeah said :
johnboy said :
Could you not send the RiotACT’s resident fashion plate to cover proceedings? Please?
‘Amongst local celebrities at the glittering opening was “man about the town” Joel Barcham, wearing a paisley tie and a charmingly bewildered air.’
tommo said :
Can you post a screen shot of me doing this plz?
Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :
Says the guy who badmouths another person upon their death.
So JB, I got to ask have you been invited to cover this event? RSVP status?
My invite appears to have gone missing.
gazket said :
You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.
poetix said :
Ooooo a rare moment! Poetix being a snob!
fag
Sandman said :
Sad, isn’t it?
So their father came up with the Chewbacca defence?
I am actually a little impressed with the Kardashian girls. They created a brand and then marketed that brand into a multi-million dollar empire. They are successful businesswomen by any definition.
Whether you agree with how they did it , or what their brand actually means is totally irrelevant. They were some of the first to realize that ‘Being Famous for Being Famous’ is a marketable quantity and they worked it and it worked out for them. They are ‘celebrities’ by current definition whether you like it or not.
Also, I hear that they are well thought of in the marketing world. If any of them are hired to attend an event an promote a product they will turn up on time, have researched the product and completely stay on brand throughout..which is exactly what the client wants.
Apparently that sort of commitment is very rare when hiring these type of ‘celebrities’
Having said that…any pub which thinks that getting their step brother to turn up..and then having people pay to see him is a good thing..is just sad….so very sad.
Tooks said :
Daughter of OJ Simpsons defence attorney. The family became minor celebrities because of that and minor turned into major once the American public realised there were 3 promiscuous bimbos with a lot of cash. They’re the American dream, and nothing more,
Mess said :
Tickling, not bashing.
Who TF is Kim?
And who TF cares?