8 November 2013

It's a kind of Kardashian

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Tongue and Groove, when not filled to bursting on Friday nights has evolved into a very pleasant after work drink spot.

But Fridays are not likely to get better with the above poster snapped by Goosepig alerting the public that trashy D-list night club appearances are coming to town in the form of Kim Kardashian’s half brother Brody Jenner.

If you’re the kind of guy that is into girls who are into this sort of thing then polish the shoes and get the blingiest cufflinks into your french cuffs on November 15.

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Mr Evil said :

I’ve reckon there’d be more sense of purpose, talent and ability in the contents of a used franger, than in the whole Kardashian family.

Did Jenner turn up one wonders?

I’ve reckon there’d be more sense of purpose, talent and ability in the contents of a used franger, than in the whole Kardashian family.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd1:34 pm 10 Nov 13

Solidarity said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

tommo said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

gazket said :

fag

You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.

Says the guy who badmouths another person upon their death.

Can you post a screen shot of me doing this plz?

You really are smug, aren’t you?

Go read your comments in the RIP Lindsey article.

Just did. Can’t seem to find any bad mouthing anyone in any of my posts???

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

tommo said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

gazket said :

fag

You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.

Says the guy who badmouths another person upon their death.

Can you post a screen shot of me doing this plz?

I tipped this!

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

tommo said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

gazket said :

fag

You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.

Says the guy who badmouths another person upon their death.

Can you post a screen shot of me doing this plz?

You really are smug, aren’t you?

Go read your comments in the RIP Lindsey article.

poetix said :

schmeah said :

So JB, I got to ask have you been invited to cover this event? RSVP status?

johnboy said :

My invite appears to have gone missing.

Could you not send the RiotACT’s resident fashion plate to cover proceedings? Please?

‘Amongst local celebrities at the glittering opening was “man about the town” Joel Barcham, wearing a paisley tie and a charmingly bewildered air.’

I think Poetix qualifies to attend as Riotact’s resident fashion plate – representing the Bohemian quartier. Forecasts should allow the wearing of that tweed hacking jacket “op shop steal”!

Thanks to the humidity, I have charmingly bewildered hair.

poetix said :

‘Amongst local celebrities at the glittering opening was “man about the town” Joel Barcham, wearing a paisley tie and a charmingly bewildered air.’

‘a charmingly bewildered air’. Priceless.

I, too, expect I would have a charmingly bewildered air in a room full of diamante-encrusted bull tits.

schmeah said :

So JB, I got to ask have you been invited to cover this event? RSVP status?

johnboy said :

My invite appears to have gone missing.

Could you not send the RiotACT’s resident fashion plate to cover proceedings? Please?

‘Amongst local celebrities at the glittering opening was “man about the town” Joel Barcham, wearing a paisley tie and a charmingly bewildered air.’

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd11:37 pm 09 Nov 13

tommo said :

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

gazket said :

fag

You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.

Says the guy who badmouths another person upon their death.

Can you post a screen shot of me doing this plz?

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

gazket said :

fag

You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.

Says the guy who badmouths another person upon their death.

So JB, I got to ask have you been invited to cover this event? RSVP status?

My invite appears to have gone missing.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd8:00 pm 09 Nov 13

gazket said :

fag

You really are the biggest pos on this blog. I wonder how you sleep at night, not to mention how the mods let your posts pass.

poetix said :

They will need to put some extra buses on from Tuggeranong.

And quite possibly Gungahlin.

Ooooo a rare moment! Poetix being a snob!

Sandman said :

Tooks said :

I haven’t worked out why Kim Kardashian is famous yet, let alone her half-brother.

Daughter of OJ Simpsons defence attorney. The family became minor celebrities because of that and minor turned into major once the American public realised there were 3 promiscuous bimbos with a lot of cash. They’re the American dream, and nothing more,

Sad, isn’t it?

So their father came up with the Chewbacca defence?

I am actually a little impressed with the Kardashian girls. They created a brand and then marketed that brand into a multi-million dollar empire. They are successful businesswomen by any definition.

Whether you agree with how they did it , or what their brand actually means is totally irrelevant. They were some of the first to realize that ‘Being Famous for Being Famous’ is a marketable quantity and they worked it and it worked out for them. They are ‘celebrities’ by current definition whether you like it or not.

Also, I hear that they are well thought of in the marketing world. If any of them are hired to attend an event an promote a product they will turn up on time, have researched the product and completely stay on brand throughout..which is exactly what the client wants.

Apparently that sort of commitment is very rare when hiring these type of ‘celebrities’

Having said that…any pub which thinks that getting their step brother to turn up..and then having people pay to see him is a good thing..is just sad….so very sad.

Tooks said :

I haven’t worked out why Kim Kardashian is famous yet, let alone her half-brother.

Daughter of OJ Simpsons defence attorney. The family became minor celebrities because of that and minor turned into major once the American public realised there were 3 promiscuous bimbos with a lot of cash. They’re the American dream, and nothing more,

Mess said :

poetix said :

They will need to put some extra buses on from Tuggeranong.

And quite possibly Gungahlin.

More outer suburb bashing by those from the inner north.

Tickling, not bashing.

Who TF is Kim?

And who TF cares?

Kim Kardashian’s half brother

Actually, he is only Kim Kardashian’s step brother.

poetix said :

They will need to put some extra buses on from Tuggeranong.

And quite possibly Gungahlin.

More outer suburb bashing by those from the inner north.

It’s truly sad that I know this, but Brody Jenner is Kim Kardashian’s step-brother, not half-brother. And he’s ‘famous’ (air-quotes deliberately used) for appearing in one of those scripted reality shows like The Hills. I’m not sure of the exact reality show, as I refuse to google it for fear of being caught and mercilessly mocked.

poetix said :

They will need to put some extra buses on from Tuggeranong.

And quite possibly Gungahlin.

…and chicks from Quangers will need to wear their dress up ugg boots

They will need to put some extra buses on from Tuggeranong.

And quite possibly Gungahlin.

I haven’t worked out why Kim Kardashian is famous yet, let alone her half-brother.

Can anyone sell me a ticket for a room guaranteed to be kept free of all smug fake-tanned seppos?

johnboy said :

Actually they’re selling tickets for the privilege of being in the same room.

Oh FFS! Say it isn’t so.

Surely Armageddon is nigh when people will hand over actual money for something of such little value. Or no value.

I shakes me head.

CrocodileGandhi2:09 pm 08 Nov 13

neanderthalsis said :

Does this chap have any real claim to fame other then being born into a family?

He’s not a member of the royal family, is he?

What sort of thing actually is this? I pay no attention to all the glossy mag bozos who are famous for being famous.

So, is this bloke just going to show up and stand around and bless the place with his aura, and lackwitted people will go along simply to see him?

And I imagine he gets paid for providing…errmm…his presence?

My Dog…I’ve been wasting my life building things, when I could have made a living out of being a celebrity…or a personality…or something.

Actually they’re selling tickets for the privilege of being in the same room.

neanderthalsis1:41 pm 08 Nov 13

Does this chap have any real claim to fame other then being born into a family?

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