“An Evening at Woden Bus Interchange”: a play in one, very short act.
Scene: 7pm on a Tuesday evening. Woden Interchange. On the 3 series platform, three wearied travellers are anticipating the purchase of a tariff from the local public transport authority.
Arsehat 1 (very loudly): Hey Arsehat 2, you’re a effing c-bomb;
Arsehat 2 (to narrator): Hey Mister, do you have two bucks?
Bus to wrong destination pulls into interchange.
Narrator (to Arsehat 2): I’m afraid I only have my bus fare and I need to … get on that bus right there, right now.
Casting notes for Director: Arsehats should be cast as fifteen year old female street urchins.