Knife wielding maniac on the Parkway

p1 said :

Lexus RX400 & Land Rover Freelander

Seems like pretty expensive vehicles. A better then normal class of bogan?

I’ve had my fair share of run-ins with drivers of Lexii and I must say, they’re all a cut above the rest, or at least they think they are! Probably the 21st century equivalent of Volvo drivers!

Okwhatever said :

johnboy said :

As long as you’re wearing an enclosed flat show being run over is not as painful as it sounds.

The bigger the tyre the wider the load is spread.

This is true, I have put my foot under a few friends cars as they pulled away just to pretend that they had run me over. Quite funny.

Wait? If you are pretending that they have run over your foot, then why do you need to actually put your foot under the wheel?

Classified said :

Postalgeek said :

ozmoo said :

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

Does this sort of incident happen to you daily? Maybe you’re trapped in a vicious circle, where 4WDs sense your hostility and ram you, making you ever more hostile to them.

Hook, line and sinker, I’d say.

*troll face*

Lexus RX400 & Land Rover Freelander

Seems like pretty expensive vehicles. A better then normal class of bogan?

KB1971 said :

ozmoo said :

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

Yeah, they are all w***ers with small penii!!!!

Especially the sheilas.

amarooresident3 said :

By the way, wasn’t it a land rover that rammed the bus the other day? Could be a connection.

That was a Land Cruiser, and the driver has apparently been located if the comments on that story are correct.

shirty_bear said :

ConanOfCooma said :

I daresay she reversed into a pylon at the Hyperdome, and to cover up her idiocy, concocted this BS story.

Good call, Conan. Having blindly swallowed the original story (even while pointing out its most basic flaw), I’m much happier with this view.
Also consistent with the plod announcing finding the Lexus (?) but not the Landy.

Seems that this emerging road rage trend contains much BS … the stories all have glaring flaws and/or omissions :-\

Some of you love a good conspiracy theory don’t you? Tin foil hats for all!

I dare say that the victim, having had her foot run over then threatened with a knife might have been a little distracted and unfortunately failed to note down the rego.

By the way, wasn’t it a land rover that rammed the bus the other day? Could be a connection.

flat shoe even…

johnboy said :

As long as you’re wearing an enclosed flat show being run over is not as painful as it sounds.

The bigger the tyre the wider the load is spread.

Dare I say that it was her left foot run over, and if she kept driving-she drives automatic, no need to engage left foot, even if she’s in pain.

johnboy said :

As long as you’re wearing an enclosed flat show being run over is not as painful as it sounds.

The bigger the tyre the wider the load is spread.

Spot on & deye it was only a Freelander, they are not really a 4WD. Mid size station wagon that runs on front wheel drive & only transfers the drive to rear if there is slip at the front.

johnboy said :

As long as you’re wearing an enclosed flat show being run over is not as painful as it sounds.

The bigger the tyre the wider the load is spread.

This is true, I have put my foot under a few friends cars as they pulled away just to pretend that they had run me over. Quite funny.

As long as you’re wearing an enclosed flat show being run over is not as painful as it sounds.

The bigger the tyre the wider the load is spread.

drove away from the collision scene, running over the woman’s foot.
The woman returned to her vehicle and continued on her way.

snip!

with the woman unharmed.

So her foot was run over by a 4WD yet she was able to drive and was unharmed. That seems very lucky.

“running over the woman’s foot.

The woman returned to her vehicle and continued on her way.”

Hasn’t anyone else noticed that this sounds a little weird? How the hell can you continue on your way after a Land Rover runs over your foot?! Who was she, the Terminator? Presumably a totally crushed foot would have been the result. Sounds like yet another case of blatant exaggeration.

Wouldn’t a Land Rover running over your foot injure you? It’d have to be maybe 300-400kgs per wheel.

Pretty sure the police can tell the difference between a dent from backing into a pole and damage from being rear-ended by another car, and I’m sure it’s not uncommon for someone to be unable to take note of a licence plate when they’re under duress.

Who knows, though – as was noted elsewhere, we seldom hear the outcome of these cases so it’s difficult to assess how often these sorts of reports turn out to be bogus.

ozmoo said :

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

Yeah, they are all w***ers with small penii!!!!

ConanOfCooma said :

I daresay she reversed into a pylon at the Hyperdome, and to cover up her idiocy, concocted this BS story.

Good call, Conan. Having blindly swallowed the original story (even while pointing out its most basic flaw), I’m much happier with this view.
Also consistent with the plod announcing finding the Lexus (?) but not the Landy.

Seems that this emerging road rage trend contains much BS … the stories all have glaring flaws and/or omissions :-\

ConanOfCooma said :

The headline should read “Stupid Woman Victim of Road Rage Fails to Note License Plate Despite Having Several Opportunities”.

If you can’t make someone else accountable, YOU’RE accountable.

I daresay she reversed into a pylon at the Hyperdome, and to cover up her idiocy, concocted this BS story.

Some time ago I learnt not to flash my high beams at somone when they cut you off, In my case, the sleek, new black BMW raced ahead into the distance, but had a mind flip somwhere ahead, and pulled up, waited for me to pass, and threw a full can of slol at my car…

…Missed!

However, in my case, I noted the number plate, as did my passenger, and we reported it to the police. I later got a call from that officer, to let me know the plates were a match for an old green magna, and theat a discription had been put out to the cops on the road, to try and find the BMW if they could.

So maybe she did get the plates mate, seems to me, the kind of person to ram people and wave a big knife, may also be the kind of guy to have the wrong plates on his car.

The headline should read “Stupid Woman Victim of Road Rage Fails to Note License Plate Despite Having Several Opportunities”.

If you can’t make someone else accountable, YOU’RE accountable.

I daresay she reversed into a pylon at the Hyperdome, and to cover up her idiocy, concocted this BS story.

ozmoo said :

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

Which one? And is either any relation to playboy89?

Aside from that, when you’re driving just take a chill pill folks.

Postalgeek said :

ozmoo said :

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

Does this sort of incident happen to you daily? Maybe you’re trapped in a vicious circle, where 4WDs sense your hostility and ram you, making you ever more hostile to them.

Hook, line and sinker, I’d say.

Surely noting the Landy’s rego at some point would have been trivial? Game, set, match.

ozmoo said :

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

Does this sort of incident happen to you daily? Maybe you’re trapped in a vicious circle, where 4WDs sense your hostility and ram you, making you ever more hostile to them.

Typical four wheel drive owner…………..

(Although I suppose they would have had to have taken the Parkway to get to Parkes Way, so both may actually be correct)

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, what’s with all the road raging imbeciles this week?

Incidentally, re the headline: Parkes Way, not the Parkway.