Lewd act a domestic matter gone wrong.

johnboy 13 December 2011 6

Following on from yesterday’s wildly popular lewd act burglar video the Canberra Times brings word that fact is far weirder than fiction.

It turns out the accused, Jan Moerkerke (29), thought he was breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s house to leave a “special” message. Instead the camera, left with the video cued to play and a note to press play, was found by a tenant (described as horrified).

Confirming suspicions about the Alexander Maconochie Centre Jan then asked Magistrate Doogan if he could go there instad of the mental health unit. (Apparently the woodwork shop at the prison is bulk ace).

Magistrate Doogan disappointed him.


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6 Responses to Lewd act a domestic matter gone wrong.
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Diggety Diggety 1:32 pm 13 Dec 11

I kind of feel sorry for him after reading that CT article.

But it’s still funny.

Deref Deref 1:22 pm 13 Dec 11

Coming to a Youtube near you?

Erg0 Erg0 1:17 pm 13 Dec 11

Would I be revealing my naivete by asking for ideas on what the skipping rope might have been for?

M0les M0les 12:28 pm 13 Dec 11

Tops article that, johnboy – you should submit it for a Walkley!

dpm dpm 12:17 pm 13 Dec 11

“M###e, who represented himself, told the court that all would be revealed soon.”

I thought ‘all’ being revealed was what got him into trouble in the first place! Hahahaha! Poor bugger.

BimboGeek BimboGeek 12:00 pm 13 Dec 11

Note to my exes: chocolate works even better than homemade pornography. Send chocolate.

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