Looking for a dealer

My girlfriend says she’s bored at work. I’ll run it by her and if I’m still alive tomorrow I’ll let you know.

Blamemonkey Sounds like you are up to no good lol

georgesgenitals said:

“Settle down – I’m not a stripper, I’m a dancer, dammit!”

georgesgenitalski, a pole dancer no doubt…

at the moment things are not looking good for our fair hero, happy to accept Burlesque (Not burly georgesgenitals) dancers wearing pasties….

failing that a place to hide as the bucks night goes pear shaped..

fgzk said :

Sure georgegenital, do you put out……and can you organise the hotel, drugs and hookers, for after? Or are you just a show pussy.

Settle down – I’m not a stripper, I’m a dancer, dammit!

Sure georgegenital, do you put out……and can you organise the hotel, drugs and hookers, for after? Or are you just a show pussy.

It’s pretty tough.

Put a job in the paper, or cracker or where ever, that’s how we got two for our poker night.

One was a rebels chick who ended up spewing in the toilet for an hour, the other was some freaky Muslim chick.

Canberra 🙁

I’ll throw my titties in the ring. Of course, I’m a fat hairy bloke, but I can still be a ‘dealer’, right? I just can’t be a ‘waitress’.

What are your selection criteria? Boobs vs croupier/waitress skills? I’m guessing boobs 95% the other stuff 5%.

Skidd Marx …..They can be contacted through their dealer.