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Looking for a dealer

By Blamemonkey - 6 July 2010 17

Hey Canberrians, I have a bucks party coming up in a fortnight and we are looking for some entertainment, specifically a topless dealer/waitress for a couple of hours.

If you have any recommendations or want to put your boobs in the ring put up a postand I will be incontact with specific details.

[ED – One hazards to guess they mean dealing in games of chance such as poker and blackjack?]

What’s Your opinion?


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Looking for a dealer
Pork Hunt 6:17 pm 06 Jul 10

georgesgenitals said:

“Settle down – I’m not a stripper, I’m a dancer, dammit!”

georgesgenitalski, a pole dancer no doubt…

Blamemonkey 5:46 pm 06 Jul 10

at the moment things are not looking good for our fair hero, happy to accept Burlesque (Not burly georgesgenitals) dancers wearing pasties….

failing that a place to hide as the bucks night goes pear shaped..

georgesgenitals 3:30 pm 06 Jul 10

fgzk said :

Sure georgegenital, do you put out……and can you organise the hotel, drugs and hookers, for after? Or are you just a show pussy.

Settle down – I’m not a stripper, I’m a dancer, dammit!

fgzk 2:59 pm 06 Jul 10

Sure georgegenital, do you put out……and can you organise the hotel, drugs and hookers, for after? Or are you just a show pussy.

realityskin 2:24 pm 06 Jul 10

It’s pretty tough.

Put a job in the paper, or cracker or where ever, that’s how we got two for our poker night.

One was a rebels chick who ended up spewing in the toilet for an hour, the other was some freaky Muslim chick.

Canberra 🙁

georgesgenitals 12:59 pm 06 Jul 10

I’ll throw my titties in the ring. Of course, I’m a fat hairy bloke, but I can still be a ‘dealer’, right? I just can’t be a ‘waitress’.

Ian 12:36 pm 06 Jul 10

What are your selection criteria? Boobs vs croupier/waitress skills? I’m guessing boobs 95% the other stuff 5%.

fgzk 12:18 pm 06 Jul 10

Skidd Marx …..They can be contacted through their dealer.

Amanda Hugankis 12:09 pm 06 Jul 10

I’m assuming that any interested ‘ladies’ would be subject to an ‘audition’ (cripes!) as no self respecting man would want to stare at just ANY pair of boobies while he’s waiting for her to deal the flop?!

I really want to hear how all of this pans out ….. please promise to post back here how it all turns out.

Fiona 11:44 am 06 Jul 10

Hire bus. Go to Sydney. Return on Bus.

la mente torbida 11:43 am 06 Jul 10

If your idea of entertainment is a topless croupier/barmaid then Dave is the man for you!

p1 10:45 am 06 Jul 10

Blamemonkey said :

I’d rather be snorting coke of a hookers arse….

That’s what you have in mind yes?

Skidd Marx 10:44 am 06 Jul 10

Canberra’s no good for that sort of stuff. There’s only about 2 strippers and they only accept payment in methadone.

longshanks 10:39 am 06 Jul 10

“If you have any recommendations or want to put your boobs in the ring…”

What a delicate and refined invitation! I’m sure Rioters of the female persuasion will be stampeding to respond to this irresistible offer…

Inappropriate 9:59 am 06 Jul 10

I hope he’s after a croupier…

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