6 July 2010

Looking for a dealer

| Blamemonkey
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Hey Canberrians, I have a bucks party coming up in a fortnight and we are looking for some entertainment, specifically a topless dealer/waitress for a couple of hours.

If you have any recommendations or want to put your boobs in the ring put up a postand I will be incontact with specific details.

[ED – One hazards to guess they mean dealing in games of chance such as poker and blackjack?]

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troll-sniffer3:40 pm 07 Jul 10

My girlfriend says she’s bored at work. I’ll run it by her and if I’m still alive tomorrow I’ll let you know.

Blamemonkey Sounds like you are up to no good lol

georgesgenitals said:

“Settle down – I’m not a stripper, I’m a dancer, dammit!”

georgesgenitalski, a pole dancer no doubt…

at the moment things are not looking good for our fair hero, happy to accept Burlesque (Not burly georgesgenitals) dancers wearing pasties….

failing that a place to hide as the bucks night goes pear shaped..

georgesgenitals3:30 pm 06 Jul 10

fgzk said :

Sure georgegenital, do you put out……and can you organise the hotel, drugs and hookers, for after? Or are you just a show pussy.

Settle down – I’m not a stripper, I’m a dancer, dammit!

Sure georgegenital, do you put out……and can you organise the hotel, drugs and hookers, for after? Or are you just a show pussy.

It’s pretty tough.

Put a job in the paper, or cracker or where ever, that’s how we got two for our poker night.

One was a rebels chick who ended up spewing in the toilet for an hour, the other was some freaky Muslim chick.

Canberra 🙁

georgesgenitals12:59 pm 06 Jul 10

I’ll throw my titties in the ring. Of course, I’m a fat hairy bloke, but I can still be a ‘dealer’, right? I just can’t be a ‘waitress’.

What are your selection criteria? Boobs vs croupier/waitress skills? I’m guessing boobs 95% the other stuff 5%.

Skidd Marx …..They can be contacted through their dealer.

Amanda Hugankis12:09 pm 06 Jul 10

I’m assuming that any interested ‘ladies’ would be subject to an ‘audition’ (cripes!) as no self respecting man would want to stare at just ANY pair of boobies while he’s waiting for her to deal the flop?!

I really want to hear how all of this pans out ….. please promise to post back here how it all turns out.

Hire bus. Go to Sydney. Return on Bus.

la mente torbida11:43 am 06 Jul 10

If your idea of entertainment is a topless croupier/barmaid then Dave is the man for you!

Blamemonkey said :

I’d rather be snorting coke of a hookers arse….

That’s what you have in mind yes?

Canberra’s no good for that sort of stuff. There’s only about 2 strippers and they only accept payment in methadone.

“If you have any recommendations or want to put your boobs in the ring…”

What a delicate and refined invitation! I’m sure Rioters of the female persuasion will be stampeding to respond to this irresistible offer…

Inappropriate9:59 am 06 Jul 10

I hope he’s after a croupier…

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