29 June 2012

Mall Racing!

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This could well be the coolest thing we’ve shown you since tallbike jousting.

Two daredevils racing their bikes through the malls of Canberra.

Made of Win, and Public Outrage.

[RiotACT in no way condones or encourages this behaviour]

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c_c said :

Now this is a professional…

Professionals crash much more often than amateurs. That’s why they get paid – to push the limits.

Don’t recall ever saying it was safe – I just said it looked like they were taking it pretty easy on those escalators.

patrick_keogh11:59 am 02 Jul 12

c_c said :

niftydog said :

c_c said :

It’s motocross…

…but this irrelevant link about a professional moto rider who, shock horror, got injured plying his trade will surely convince you of… umm… something.

Ooooooookaaayyy. >>backing away<<

Not irrelevant at all. Did you bother to watch the video, he wasn’t doing anything extraordinary. He came up a slop and was ejected from the bike coming down the other side when the rear tyre left the ground.
Now this is a professional, with professional safety gear and a professional bike on a specially created track made for that purpose. And still face planted it.

It’s only wannabes who say they’ve got mad skills and big brakes and therefore something is safe.

It wasn’t the fall that injured him, it was the bike crashing down on top of him. If I was walking round that circuit and someone dropped a motor bike on me it would damage me too, protective gear or not.

Look, it isn’t safe: riding a bicycle has risks and anyone who rides on or off road knows it. However the risks of hospitalisation or early death are lower for me if I ride than if I sat on my fat arse every day. So every time I go out on a bike I know the risks but I know the rewards too.

niftydog said :

c_c said :

It’s motocross…

…but this irrelevant link about a professional moto rider who, shock horror, got injured plying his trade will surely convince you of… umm… something.

Ooooooookaaayyy. >>backing away<<

Not irrelevant at all. Did you bother to watch the video, he wasn’t doing anything extraordinary. He came up a slop and was ejected from the bike coming down the other side when the rear tyre left the ground.
Now this is a professional, with professional safety gear and a professional bike on a specially created track made for that purpose. And still face planted it.

It’s only wannabes who say they’ve got mad skills and big brakes and therefore something is safe.

I the good old days (late eighties – and not necessarily good), you could cover half of belco without returning to ground level. Benjamin offices, Cameron Offices, the churches centre, the mall, the buss interchange all had bridges, over head walk ways and connections. For a kid on a bike it was great, and we were no math speed wise for the rare security guard who would tell us to get off and walk.

Almost all gone now. Sigh.

patrick_keogh10:32 am 02 Jul 12

If you liked downmall racing, you’ll love Valparaiso.
http://youtu.be/xIe6hYAdw_I

Did someone on RA say a few weeks ago that Canberra was too hilly for cycling?

c_c said :

It’s motocross…

…but this irrelevant link about a professional moto rider who, shock horror, got injured plying his trade will surely convince you of… umm… something.

Ooooooookaaayyy. >>backing away<<

Holden Caulfield11:02 pm 01 Jul 12

Interesting that a couple of posters usually prominent in road user related threads, usually pushing the theory you must be a self-important twat if you break a road rule, seem to condone behaviour of these cyclists.

I think chewy_14 has nailed it. 😉

Sandman said :

niftydog said :

c_c said :

Idiot.

Why? For stating the truth about what a mountain bike is capable of?

Can’t let the truth get in the way of a good whine.

It’s motocross, but I’m willing to bet this guy had better brakes, better protective gear and more expertise than either of these jokers. How’s that going for him: http://espn.go.com/action/xgames/summer/2012/story/_/id/8117532/robbie-maddison-x-games-breaking-leg-practice

niftydog said :

c_c said :

Idiot.

Why? For stating the truth about what a mountain bike is capable of?

Can’t let the truth get in the way of a good whine.

thy_dungeonman4:53 pm 30 Jun 12

Well it gives a bad name to cyclists and I would hate for anyone to get hurt even a close call. But anything that desecrates a westfield (by moving through fast not buying anything and leaving some skid marks) is good in my mind. Thy should do belconnen mall I went there today for the first time since the changes and it’s a soul-killing monolithic labyrinth of cheap and nasty interiors and exteriors. The car-park alone made me feel like humans weren’t meant to us this space.

c_c said :

Idiot.

Why? For stating the truth about what a mountain bike is capable of?

I’m not condoning it, but what looks crazy to you looks pretty restrained to an experienced MTBer.

wildturkeycanoe said :

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Cars have disc brakes too. Doesn’t make them stop on a dime, there’s a thing called momentum that doesn’t strictly apply to anything over a tonne.
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No s*** sherlock but a fully kitted downhill bike with 8″ hydraulic disc brakes, 2.3″ wide knobby tyres & an overall mass of 100kg’s or less pretty well does. Even on the slippery tiled surface they are pretty good & will outbrake pretty well anything.

Fark some of you people must live some boring lives, you hate everything. No one was hurt, have a laugh at Westfield & get on with life.

wildturkeycanoe9:48 pm 29 Jun 12

KB1971 said :

c_c said :

Idiot. That is just moronic, really one of the stupidest, ill thought comments in a long, long time. Disc brakes won’t stop you hurtling down a god damn escalator, or stop you coming around a corner plowing into someone. God I hope you don’t drive.

Go get an education.

Have you actually ridden a MTB with hydraulic disc brakes?

Cars have disc brakes too. Doesn’t make them stop on a dime, there’s a thing called momentum that doesn’t strictly apply to anything over a tonne.
Unfortunately the video has been deleted [hopefully pending investigation and prosecution by the authorities] so I can’t get fully outraged at the antics, but by the responses here it seems there should have been more done by Westfield. If the police don’t have authority for punishing reckless endangerment or some such crime, why don’t I just rock up to L1 Belco and do some burnouts in the entertainment area? I bet the response won’t be as warm and full of praise by some of the readers here.

c_c said :

Idiot. That is just moronic, really one of the stupidest, ill thought comments in a long, long time. Disc brakes won’t stop you hurtling down a god damn escalator, or stop you coming around a corner plowing into someone. God I hope you don’t drive.

Go get an education.

Have you actually ridden a MTB with hydraulic disc brakes?

c_c said :

niftydog said :

c_c said :

Woman was killed by a shopping trolley on an escalator, they just finished an inquest. Damn thing wasn’t even going at speed, it had no momentum.

Not quite. The shopping trolley caused her husband to lose his balance and fall on his old and very frail wife. Poor guy…

Some of you might be surprised to learn that bikes like these have 8″ hydraulic disc brakes which = oodles of control.

Search ‘downmall’ on youtube and you’ll see official events with precariously placed spectators.

Idiot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zPOtJ_dk8w

Fun idiocy though……

chewy14 said :

… Cause that’s the way Jim Jones rolls.

Jim Jones rolls. Slightly flaky, and they all twist to the left…

niftydog said :

c_c said :

Woman was killed by a shopping trolley on an escalator, they just finished an inquest. Damn thing wasn’t even going at speed, it had no momentum.

Not quite. The shopping trolley caused her husband to lose his balance and fall on his old and very frail wife. Poor guy…

Some of you might be surprised to learn that bikes like these have 8″ hydraulic disc brakes which = oodles of control.

Search ‘downmall’ on youtube and you’ll see official events with precariously placed spectators.

Idiot. That is just moronic, really one of the stupidest, ill thought comments in a long, long time. Disc brakes won’t stop you hurtling down a god damn escalator, or stop you coming around a corner plowing into someone. God I hope you don’t drive.

Go get an education.

niftydog said :

c_c said :

Woman was killed by a shopping trolley on an escalator, they just finished an inquest. Damn thing wasn’t even going at speed, it had no momentum.

Not quite. The shopping trolley caused her husband to lose his balance and fall on his old and very frail wife. Poor guy…

Some of you might be surprised to learn that bikes like these have 8″ hydraulic disc brakes which = oodles of control.

Search ‘downmall’ on youtube and you’ll see official events with precariously placed spectators.

Idiot.

These braggadocios will use this moment to pretend they won’t die. But within a time much closer than they expect, shall they face careless, inevitable oblivion.

c_c said :

Woman was killed by a shopping trolley on an escalator, they just finished an inquest. Damn thing wasn’t even going at speed, it had no momentum.

Not quite. The shopping trolley caused her husband to lose his balance and fall on his old and very frail wife. Poor guy…

Some of you might be surprised to learn that bikes like these have 8″ hydraulic disc brakes which = oodles of control.

Search ‘downmall’ on youtube and you’ll see official events with precariously placed spectators.

Jim Jones said :

chewy14 said :

Jim Jones said :

Anyway – that was AWESOME!!!

I note that the usual suspects have turned up to tut tut … suck it moles!!!!

I know, same goes for those killjoys on the other thread whinging about the Jim’s Mowing guy.

He was just completing some fully sick extreme driving and should be applauded for his mad trailer skills.

Hey everybody, let’s compare a hit and run with a couple of people riding pushbikes through a shopping mall!!!

Hey everybody let’s completely ignore the inherent danger to the public from riding mountainbikes through a mall because I think its cool.

Note that I don’t think this should preclude me from whinging about other things I find dangerous at a later date. Cause that’s the way Jim Jones rolls.

Jim Jones said :

chewy14 said :

Jim Jones said :

Anyway – that was AWESOME!!!

I note that the usual suspects have turned up to tut tut … suck it moles!!!!

I know, same goes for those killjoys on the other thread whinging about the Jim’s Mowing guy.

He was just completing some fully sick extreme driving and should be applauded for his mad trailer skills.

Hey everybody, let’s compare a hit and run with a couple of people riding pushbikes through a shopping mall!!!

Woman was killed by a shopping trolley on an escalator, they just finished an inquest. Damn thing wasn’t even going at speed, it had no momentum.

You think someone crossing below the escalator as these jokers came down with no hope of stopping wouldn’t get wiped out too?

chewy14 said :

Jim Jones said :

Anyway – that was AWESOME!!!

I note that the usual suspects have turned up to tut tut … suck it moles!!!!

I know, same goes for those killjoys on the other thread whinging about the Jim’s Mowing guy.

He was just completing some fully sick extreme driving and should be applauded for his mad trailer skills.

Hey everybody, let’s compare a hit and run with a couple of people riding pushbikes through a shopping mall!!!

Jim Jones said :

Anyway – that was AWESOME!!!

I note that the usual suspects have turned up to tut tut … suck it moles!!!!

I know, same goes for those killjoys on the other thread whinging about the Jim’s Mowing guy.

He was just completing some fully sick extreme driving and should be applauded for his mad trailer skills.

I have it on good authority that centre management were consulted and apparently they gave it the thumbs up so long as the riotact got in on the act.Hey let’s face it any publicity is good publicity!

“Last day, Capricorn 29’s. Year of the City: 2274. Carousel begins.”

SnapperJack said :

About the only activity going on in shopping malls nowadays. People certainly aren’t buying anything in the shops anymore.

Yeah … the mall is always deserted and there are no people there and no-one is spending money because of juLIAR and the muslims :rolls eyes so far back I can see the back of my head:

Anyway – that was AWESOME!!!

I note that the usual suspects have turned up to tut tut … suck it moles!!!!

Holden Caulfield2:42 pm 29 Jun 12

Kramer said :

Best story on RiotACT ever!
These guys have done what I have been thinking for years. Awesome work.

I’d rather do it in a car, Blues Brothers style!

How dare they reclaim a space totally given over to buying stuff?

Although cool it doesn’t stop them from being f***tards.

I just hope they post the video where they crash.

What? No drop-offs into the foodcourt!? Pffft.

About the only activity going on in shopping malls nowadays. People certainly aren’t buying anything in the shops anymore.

This is what happens when you watch one too many old Nicole Kidman movies.

screaming banshee said :

Nice work s***heads.

If I see you doing it I will knock you on your arse.

What if you don’t have your keyboard with you?

Believe it or not, there’s nothing Police could do about this. It was up to the centre management to have them removed and it doesn’t look like the rent-a-cops did.

Just hope these s**ts break their necks sooner rather than later and leave others unscathed.

I hope someone got their registration numbers

Felix the Cat1:22 pm 29 Jun 12

Ha ha me and my mates used to do this at Belconnen Mall back in the 80s on weekend afternoons. There were hardly any shops were open back then, nowhere near as busy as in that video clip.

screaming banshee1:20 pm 29 Jun 12

Nice work s***heads.

If I see you doing it I will knock you on your arse.

Where’s the Mall cops/Mall SWAT; i once walked into the Canberra centre with my bike, trying to buy a bike lock from Big W so I could lock it up outside, and was promptly kicked out.

What a pair of idiots.

all most as funny as jackass urban football or golf course air siren

“yes your honour, it was awesome fun, until I knocked over and killed that little old lady doing her shopping”

Hate modern malls. Anything that defiles them is good in my book.

Just don’t hit the moving trees, especially the saplings and the old oaks, the exception being any that insist on completely blocking escalators.

Not only is highly friggin dangerous, this stupid little children not only name themselves, they give clear shots of their faces.

ACT Policings work is done.

Best story on RiotACT ever!
These guys have done what I have been thinking for years. Awesome work.

Looks like it was great fun! Nice work lads.

Fun and games until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hysterical.

Why the hell not, hey.

Holden Caulfield12:30 pm 29 Jun 12

Haha, awesome…

ANd that’s why cyclists shouldn’t be allowed on the roads!!! Aaarrrgghhhhh…

What could possibly go wrong.

I love it!!

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