6 November 2012

Meanwhile at the Australian National University

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Anus Burger

Big thanks to Dr_na for taking this one from Union Court.

You really think they’d be careful about dropping that apostrophe by now.

Customers certainly be glad of the chips and salad!

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AsparagusSyndrome10:53 pm 07 Nov 12

The apostrophe might be missing, but I think they’re well on their way to a colon.

switch said :

They come from Uranus.

Or one of its moons..

They come from Uranus.

Ello Vera said :

I’m surprised that no-one seems to have mentioned that the old ANUS joke has been around for decades. Anyone watching, say, an ANU hockey team would hear frequent cries of “come on ANUS”, “force it through there ANUS”. ANUS, stands for ANU Students or any other handy S word.

Branding it an ANUS burger is playing to the in joke, not an error.

I think it’s accidental – no food outlet would deliberately put “anus” in its customers’ minds when they are about to buy food from it!

poetix said :

#19 and 20. Surely it’s just the US spelling of Ploughman? So it’s not wrong, or allusive, just seppo.

… and thus, wrong 😉

Pork Hunt said :

astrojax said :

poetix said :

mickady said :

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Plowman’s is the name of the bakery. Not referring to actual ploughmen.

No ‘apostophe’ is what caught my eye. Interestingly in the context, astrojax is dropping his ‘r’s.

it’s a new thing i’m tying…

[and anyway, i only dopped one…]

yous, astojax 🙂

Just don’t ty it on ed ibbon day…

oger that! i’ll ty to emembe… 🙂

astrojax said :

poetix said :

mickady said :

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Plowman’s is the name of the bakery. Not referring to actual ploughmen.

No ‘apostophe’ is what caught my eye. Interestingly in the context, astrojax is dropping his ‘r’s.

it’s a new thing i’m tying…

[and anyway, i only dopped one…]

yous, astojax 🙂

Just don’t ty it on ed ibbon day…

No wonder a few people on this site call it The University of East Bumcrack.

poetix said :

mickady said :

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Plowman’s is the name of the bakery. Not referring to actual ploughmen.

No ‘apostophe’ is what caught my eye. Interestingly in the context, astrojax is dropping his ‘r’s.

it’s a new thing i’m tying… [and anyway, i only dopped one…]

yous, astojax 🙂

I’m surprised that no-one seems to have mentioned that the old ANUS joke has been around for decades. Anyone watching, say, an ANU hockey team would hear frequent cries of “come on ANUS”, “force it through there ANUS”. ANUS, stands for ANU Students or any other handy S word.

Branding it an ANUS burger is playing to the in joke, not an error.

dtc said :

c_c™ said :

ANU Union is run by students, employs students, is owned by students.

The ANU Union, as an organisation, is a student body. However, the shops in the Union building arent anything to do with the students, they are commercial lessees.. There is a Subway (sandwich shop), for example, and I’m pretty sure not owned or run by the students. It may employ some of course.

The Subway is student owned too, the Union owns the franchise.

The full list (http://www.anuunion.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=7&Itemid=2), identifies businesses as either “Union service” or “Tenant Service”

Asian Bistro, Degree, Zambrerro and the Bakery are tenants, all the others are Union owned.

Frankly they should shut them all down and rationalise it into another franchise and an original eatery rather than running a bunch of half arsed efforts.

So tempted to whip out an innuendo but i couldn’t be arsed.

Holden Caulfield10:42 pm 06 Nov 12

What a bunch of arse!

I hope someone gets to the bottom of this.

Before the sh*t hits the ….er ….pan.

c_c™ said :

ANU Union is run by students, employs students, is owned by students.

The ANU Union, as an organisation, is a student body. However, the shops in the Union building arent anything to do with the students, they are commercial lessees.. There is a Subway (sandwich shop), for example, and I’m pretty sure not owned or run by the students. It may employ some of course.

#19 and 20. Surely it’s just the US spelling of Ploughman? So it’s not wrong, or allusive, just seppo.

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Colin Plowman – former Academic Registrar of the Australian National University.

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

I believe that this is a subtle literary allusion to Colin Plowman, onetime academic registrar and Assistant VC at ANU. Or a spelling cockup.

c_c™ said :

Oh christ.

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe

Academic staff are in revolt over the current level of literacy at ANU.

Apostates maybe.

dtc said :

Not to break up a bunch of old people complaining about poor grammar in young people nowdays, but I think you will find someone removed the ‘G’ from the original ‘Angus’ Burger. Less a case of not being able to punctuate and more a case of standard under grad humour

(in any event, why assume a student made the sign when clearly its advertising a store at the ANU, but not run by the ANU).

And you’re obviously so smart aren’t you.

ANU Union is run by students, employs students, is owned by students.

I studied at the ANU in the early 80’s, and the burgers from the Ref were definitely made from anuses even then. To me, it simply looks like nothing has changed in the last 30 years.

Not to break up a bunch of old people complaining about poor grammar in young people nowdays, but I think you will find someone removed the ‘G’ from the original ‘Angus’ Burger. Less a case of not being able to punctuate and more a case of standard under grad humour

(in any event, why assume a student made the sign when clearly its advertising a store at the ANU, but not run by the ANU).

mickady said :

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Plowman’s is the name of the bakery. Not referring to actual ploughmen.

No ‘apostophe’ is what caught my eye. Interestingly in the context, astrojax is dropping his ‘r’s.

Whatever happened to Oliver Twist Stew?

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Plowman’s is the name of the bakery. Not referring to actual ploughmen.

Does Sir want brown sauce with his burger? Or brown?

Why do you think they added “association” to ANUSA? 😛

Is the anus burger served on a bagel?

Do you have to eat the Anus Burger through a cane chair?

I probably wouln’t order calamari rings there either.

muntychops said :

So it’s made from the same stuff as hot dogs then?

Bugger. You beat me to it.

So it’s made from the same stuff as hot dogs then?

Oh christ.

astrojax said :

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe

Academic staff are in revolt over the current level of literacy at ANU.

awickedchild12:30 pm 06 Nov 12

This is an image of Canberra we want to share with the world? Capital pride.

dang students these days: misspelt, no apostophe – it’s ‘ploughman ‘ s, fer chrissake… [and they never ate schnitzel rolls…]

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd11:44 am 06 Nov 12

winning

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