22 April 2013

Mooseheads Star Wars Party? IT'S A TRAP!

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May the Fourth is International Star Wars Day, as all good Star Wars fans should know.

Apparently Mooseheads is holding a Star Wars party to celebrate.

Allow me to comment on this via the medium of meme:

IT'S A TRAP

Trust me fellow geeks, the second you walk through those doors in your Jedi robe a bunch of meathead jocks are going to pull your Han Solo boxershorts up over your head and then toss you straight into the girls toilets.

If there is one wretched hive of scum and villainy in Canberra where cosplayers, nerds, geeks, or humans should fear to tread, it’s Mooseheads.

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Growling Ferret said :

Barcham

A ‘hipster’ is anyone who thinks they are cooler than you and may ride a fixie, but probably needs a shave and a feed.
A ‘bogan’ is anyone you think you are cooler than.

I like it!

Growling Ferret1:03 pm 23 Apr 13

Barcham

A ‘hipster’ is anyone who thinks they are cooler than you and may ride a fixie, but probably needs a shave and a feed.
A ‘bogan’ is anyone you think you are cooler than.

Barcham said :

I love how the definition of ‘hipster’ has gotten looser to the point that it now roughly means ‘Anyone who doesn’t wear a t-shirt and jeans and also some people who do if they’re too skinny and forgot to shave.”

It can now safely be used to discredit the opinions of almost anyone now. 🙂

You forgot to include anyone who owns an apple product, or wears glasses.

Barcham said :

I love how the definition of ‘hipster’ has gotten looser to the point that it now roughly means ‘Anyone who doesn’t wear a t-shirt and jeans and also some people who do if they’re too skinny and forgot to shave.”

It can now safely be used to discredit the opinions of almost anyone now. 🙂

You would love it, fitting the classical definition and all :p

I love how the definition of ‘hipster’ has gotten looser to the point that it now roughly means ‘Anyone who doesn’t wear a t-shirt and jeans and also some people who do if they’re too skinny and forgot to shave.”

It can now safely be used to discredit the opinions of almost anyone now. 🙂

gungsuperstar said :

Who the hell would go to this?

I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 who likes Star Wars.

I don’t know anyone over the age of 20 who likes Mooseheads.

That’s cutting a fair hole through their target demographic I would’ve thought.

I’m gathering you don’t know that many people? The line ups and full venues 70% of the time on a Saturday night would say that there will be plenty of people who would attend this event?

Barcham, tsk tsk tsk… Just because Mooseheads can afford new furniture, unlike say, The Front and The Phoenix, does not mean that a Hiptster would not be welcome there.

Fear nor Barcham, the nerds will get their revenge in the end.

Be wary, cause Han will shoot first

This is NOT the venue you are looking for.

Seriously…

RadioVK said :

“You don’t need to see my identification…”

Hahaha!

Don’t think I’ll be attending this event.

Maybe there’s an unexplored target market of neckbeards?

“You don’t need to see my identification…”

Ah come on Barcham. Stop beating around the bush and tell us what you really think. 🙂

Pork Hunt said :

FXST01 said :

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to Mooseheads.”

All hail FXST01 for he/she is the new Messiah (I have no idea what happened to the old Messiah, so don’t ask).
On a lighter note, is your user name related to a product made by HD?

Did i hear the word messiah yet again? He’s not the messiah he’s just a very naughty boy 🙂

FXST01 said :

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to Mooseheads.”

All hail FXST01 for he/she is the new Messiah (I have no idea what happened to the old Messiah, so don’t ask).
On a lighter note, is your user name related to a product made by HD?

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to Mooseheads.”

gungsuperstar7:59 pm 22 Apr 13

Who the hell would go to this?

I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 who likes Star Wars.

I don’t know anyone over the age of 20 who likes Mooseheads.

That’s cutting a fair hole through their target demographic I would’ve thought.

Mooseheads AND Starwars, two perfectly good reasons to give it a miss…

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