More buzzwords [boogs-words?] than police

johnboy 16 November 2006 109

Simon Corbell has put out a media release announcing a “Suburban Policing Strategy” whereby there’s a fighting chance that people might actually get to know the police in their neighbourhood.

Sadly the language of the media release does very little to inspire confidence.

An “important conduit” sounds a bit vague. That the “teams” will be “proactive” is highly suspect.

In fact there’s a whole paragraph which seems to be resting on thin air:

To have police teams proactive in patrolling specific, assigned suburbs and dealing with those crime issues which directly affect people within those areas can only build on the trust and cooperation between police and the community.

“Is intended to” perhaps? “It is hoped” maybe?

Finally we have the chilling news that this is part of “fresh and innovative strategies”, surely a kiss of death if ever there was one.

Monika Boogs is listed as the media contact on the release, which could explain everything.


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pi55ed pi55ed 6:05 am 19 Nov 06

Nah, I’ve decided that he’s not worth wasting the effort on.

Kind of shows how piss poor your intellect is when you have to do computer game reviews.

nyssa76 nyssa76 9:27 pm 18 Nov 06

And so the pissing contest begins again….

wagga_wagga wagga_wagga 10:17 am 18 Nov 06

TAD and Danman are too low to bother with.

They need to show more respect for their betters.

TAD TAD 10:26 pm 17 Nov 06

Well I found W_W’s site a blog/board for computer game reviews.

http://club.ign.com/b/main?username=Wagga_Wagga

http://club.ign.com/b/about?username=Wagga_Wagga

You may be interested to know that he found Metal Gear Solid to be:
Chronic Masturbation rating 8
Wearing mum’s underwear when the family is out rating 7
Moletsting the cat rating 6

Danman Danman 9:08 pm 17 Nov 06
wagga_wagga wagga_wagga 7:48 pm 17 Nov 06

Pissed as a newt.

Too rude to bother with.

IQ rating 2

pi55ed pi55ed 7:02 pm 17 Nov 06

Special G, Danman, Thumper et al:

I suppose w_w could be moderated off the site but what would that solve (ps: I bow to your wisdom and experience on this site as I am only a mere newbie).

He would only come back under another name and bore us all to tears with his insipid drivel.

I hate to admit it but I am kind of growing fond of the little jellyfish (clearly he has no backbone).

Show and tell in kindy must be a magnificent thing for him at the moment as he recounts the witty repartee he has been engaging in with us on this fine site, and his stirling ability to parrot anything said to him.

The little eunich must be struggling as he has even forgotten the URL of his website.

Post it you maggot!

wagga_wagga wagga_wagga 1:56 pm 17 Nov 06

Mr_Shab

Very shabby effort.

Danman Danman 11:26 am 17 Nov 06

noted – but its soo much fun.

Mr_Shab Mr_Shab 11:17 am 17 Nov 06

Don’t feed the trolls, Dman.

wagga_wagga wagga_wagga 10:56 am 17 Nov 06

I think you’ve exaggerated your IQ.

The rest is right.

Danman Danman 10:47 am 17 Nov 06

trolling again.

People like you should just publically self immolate.

let me do this bit for you

Obscenity rating 0
Redneck rating 10
IQ rating -10

wagga_wagga wagga_wagga 10:42 am 17 Nov 06

Wow….

Thumper just turned Special G into a communist!

Mr_Shab Mr_Shab 9:54 am 17 Nov 06

Please do – I’d like to hear the results.

Danman Danman 9:25 am 17 Nov 06

Shab – I was just going to boil sugar and water – cut scrape and boil vanilla beans in that and then add that to the pre purchased vodka. Would make it a little sweeter as well.

Ill see what happens and get back to y’all 🙂

Thumper Thumper 9:24 am 17 Nov 06

I really like it. You get pleasantly drunk and sleep like the dead with no hangover. Doubs has some thujone in it but I couldn’t tell you the percentage.

Mr_Shab Mr_Shab 9:18 am 17 Nov 06

Danman – try dumping a couple of vanilla beans it a bottle of high-end vodka and letting it steep for a few weeks. You get the same effect without having to faff around making syrup.

Danman Danman 9:17 am 17 Nov 06

Fleischengeist in the “G” at Gunghalinmsell it too – I tried some – but it just tastes like liquid fishermens friends to me. That and 0% wormwood – why bother – from there at least… .

How did you go ?

Thumper Thumper 9:07 am 17 Nov 06

Yep, surely did.

Dan Murphy in Tuggeranong has Absinthe.

Danman Danman 9:02 am 17 Nov 06

Thumper – was it you that was asking for a supplier a while back /
Did you get any ?

When I was in India this year – I got a bottle of smirnoff triple distilled vanilla vodka.

It was delicious – I quaffed the whole bottle in about a week – Only to find out that they dont sell the 700ml Smirnoff Vanilla Vodkas here.

They sell other brands of vanilla vodka – but nothing as good.

I also brought back about 2 dozen vanilla beans so im thinking of making my own vanilla syrup and making my own vanill avodka – see how it goes.

Could be fun.

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