11 September 2012

Much sought after Team Katy merch now available online

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cycling jersey

Words fail me as I try to express my joy when the all-seeing eye turned up Chief Minister Gallagher’s online shop!

As you can see there’s a cycling jersey for Team Katy which will no doubt be the absolute talk of the cafe on Saturday morning.

But I would die and go to heaven if crime scene CCTV were to come up with a Team Katy hoodie:

team katy

And for those who just like to lean over cubicle partitions there’s the obligatory water bottle.

water bottle

Now when the gales of laughter subside a challenge for you dear reader.

What other merch would you like to see from Canberra’s politicians?

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ToastFliesRED12:53 pm 11 Sep 12

air-sickness bags, could even be used on the [insert politician’s name here] hot air baloon

PantsMan said :

Does the ATO know about this?

But in all seriousness, a Steve Pratt concealed camera would not go astray.

And now we’ll know which cyclists to swerve at!

Team Katy White-Out? So I can, ahem, *fix* these pesky reports that someone has inserted all the wrong numbers into.

Does the ATO know about this?

But in all seriousness, a Steve Pratt concealed camera would not go astray.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd11:17 am 11 Sep 12

haha wtf?

I hope when they do the pestering at shopping centres they are all wearing the lycra.

Catheters and collection bags, for when they take the piss.
Trampolines, so we can backflip as much as they do.
Blinkers, so we can be as focused and single minded as they are.

I was going to suggest toilet paper, but it wouldn’t be any good because it seems like the s*** won’t stick to our local polies.

Matte Yak
A Tam Tyke
A Mat Tyke
A Matt Key
Take At My
Teak At My
Yak At Met
Yak Tat Me
Yak Tat Em
Ma At Tyke
Ma Tat Key
Am At Tyke
Am Tat Key
Tam At Key
Mat At Key
Katy Meat

Dammit! It looked like there was so much potential!

I’d love a Zed bobblehead for the dashboard of my car so I could watch his little head furiously shake in disapproval.

colourful sydney racing identity10:51 am 11 Sep 12

No. Please, no.

“What other merch would you like to see from Canberra’s politicians?”

Team Katy condoms, we are going to screw you….safely

Shouldn’t she be promoting the safety of cyclists instead of providing a method of encouraging drivers to swerve and mow down the fools wearing her promotional material?

I also look forward to the next lot of CCTV footage from the Conder maccas with the armed robber wearing her hoodie!

TEAM KATY eco-shopping bags are a no-brainer, right?

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