Naked in the James Court Maccas. Caption contest!

“I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”

“They sent me because I am the only one who can pick up a hamburger, fries and a drink and 6 donuts in one go”. (Ok maybe 3 donuts).

Does your food contain “traces of nuts”?

At first I was filled with despair at how slow the service was – now I am f*#king Dis Custard

Our new Angus. A little bit fancy, not a little bit pantsy.

“Never one to take half measures, Billy was keen to ensure that he would definitely find himself on front page of The RiotACT”

Hmm… four Big Macs… a Quarter Pounder… three large fries… an apple pie… two chocolate sundaes… I’m sure I’m forgetting something…

wildturkeycanoe said :

Wow, what’s the well dressed pube in gray slacks and nice white shirt doing ordering from Maccas that late at night?

Don’t be racist! You dirty n*gga.

100% Aussie beef!

He must not be the health inspector, he doesnt have a clipboard!

or

Looks like he already had a happy meal!

“McDonald’s NEW small change menu.”

“UN aid talks broke down when white and black nations couldn’t order a McZebra burger from the nearby McDonalds”

you’ve made a cock up with my order; i wanted chicken strips. what, this isn’t kfc?

Mr Evil said :

“Oi, there’s pubic hair on my hash brown”

You’ve got that backward. There’s a hash brown in his pubic hair…

“Um I’ll haaaaave….. oooh the large pants, tank top and one of those large foam cowboy hats. Hold the underwear.”

“Oi, there’s pubic hair on my hash brown”

“I’ve got a new idea for the Maccas menu – how about hot dogs? Do you want to sample mine?”

Wow, what’s the well dressed pube in gray slacks and nice white shirt doing ordering from Maccas that late at night?
Seriously though, there’s a bulge in the right hand sock.

Don’t worry, he’s a hipster. The nudity is ironic.

You can tell he is a slave to fashion, from the rakish angle of his socks.

What does a guy have to do to get some service?

“Just a bun thanks mate, I packed my own meat”

“I’m too sexy for my shirt….and pants…and underwear, too sexy yeah!”

goggles13 said :

“two all beef patties, special sauce, pickles, onion and mayo on a sesame seed bun” that makes a big mac

I think they can hold the special sauce.

I’m sexy and I know it – wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

That’s the last time i fall asleep in hancock…

New improved Grand Angus….Now with extra pickle.

Don’t judge a book by its cover.

I thought “open 24 hours” means “never clothed”.

“Excuse me, can I please see the manager? I’d like to complain about the size of my Double Choc Fudge McFlurry.”

or

“Jesus, this bench top is really cold!”

“two all beef patties, special sauce, pickles, onion and mayo on a sesame seed bun” that makes a big mac

This is a stick up. Don’t move or I’ll shoot!

Would you like to upsize that, sir?

“Kony has his own meltdown over the Kony2012 video campaign”

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“McDonalds takes its customer safety seriously. Please remove all metal objects, electronic devices, clothes and inhibitions before passing into the ordering area.”

Nudie Juice rep taking his job seriously

Welcome to McDonalds sir, what’s the big occasion?

Hold the mayo

McDonald’s new special sauce met with widespread public approval, until the organic methods of manufacture were revealed.

“Good evening my good man, I noticed your ‘no shoes no service’ policy and dressed appropriately; would you be so kind as to prepare a tasty repast and pop it over to table five please?”

Those polyester uniforms make me itch

You want fries with that?

Forget the caption bit…………where’s the wallet?

This is the last time I bet on the Brumbies to win!

Peter Slipper had his aide pick up Maccas for him?

“Do these socks make my buns look big?”

“Only 5.95? Let me just get that out for you.”

“No socks, No service.”

“The sausage in my McMuffin seems to have shrivelled up!”

“who are you calling small fries?”

“just the pattie, cheese and ketchup thanks. I’ve brought my own buns”

“Upsize? What do you mean upsize?”

Bogan Pete stared at the menu board, wishing he could upsize his Junior Burger to a Quarter Pounder with Cheese…

Do you have anything smaller?