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Ninjas rally in Civic Square to face the rising Pirate menace

johnboy 23 August 2012 25

civic square filled with ninjas

On Tuesday Mark Gibbons, Pirates for Brindabella, announced to us “Ninjas have nothing to fear under a Pirate administration”.

But just hours later he was repudiated by the party media wonk!

Word reached the Eagle’s Nest that ninjas were rallying in Civic Square this afternoon and sure enough, not a single one of the sneaky buggers to be seen.

They appear to be playing a similar trick on the register of political parties.

We’re through the looking glass here people!


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pirate_taco pirate_taco 12:32 am 27 Aug 12

Gigantor said :

The next election is going to be laughable. You can vote for dodgy labour, do nothing liberals or the pirates that don’t like ninjas. I cant wait to exercise my democratic right….sigh

Pirate Party ACT supports the right to freedom of association and personal privacy.
If someone wants to be a ninja and wants to hang out with other ninjas, then provided they do no harm to others, that’s their own business.

Glen Takkenberg
Pirate Party ACT

colourful sydney racing identity colourful sydney racing identity 1:03 pm 24 Aug 12

SnapperJack said :

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

facepalm

Gigantor Gigantor 12:56 pm 24 Aug 12

The next election is going to be laughable. You can vote for dodgy labour, do nothing liberals or the pirates that don’t like ninjas. I cant wait to exercise my democratic right….sigh

    johnboy johnboy 12:57 pm 24 Aug 12

    I think the pirates are best described as undecided on the ninjas

Antagonist Antagonist 10:56 am 24 Aug 12

fnaah said :

did you perhaps mean “only a ninja can *sneak up* on another ninja”?

Perhaps it’s that fifth wine that you’ve just quaffed, or that Tim Minchin you’ve just misquothed…

No more bongs for me after 11:00 pm.

fnaah fnaah 10:28 am 24 Aug 12

did you perhaps mean “only a ninja can *sneak up* on another ninja”?

Perhaps it’s that fifth wine that you’ve just quaffed, or that Tim Minchin you’ve just misquothed…

Antagonist Antagonist 12:38 am 24 Aug 12

Only a ninja can call another ninja a ninja …

MarkG MarkG 9:45 pm 23 Aug 12

Ninjas are whingers. It is known.

poetix poetix 9:17 pm 23 Aug 12

SnapperJack said :

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

Clear your mind, Grasshopper, and the ninjas will appear…

johnboy johnboy 8:46 pm 23 Aug 12

SnapperJack said :

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

Think about it…

SnapperJack SnapperJack 5:21 pm 23 Aug 12

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

switch switch 5:17 pm 23 Aug 12

ps If you’re really keen, you can get them all at

http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/samurai+shintaro

switch switch 5:14 pm 23 Aug 12

mirage3 said :

I’m old enough to remember Shintoro, the Samurai.

Are you trying to be funny? I’m going to take your life away!!

qbngeek qbngeek 4:12 pm 23 Aug 12

Wooo, look at them all. Gee JB you just outed yourself as a non-ninja. Everyone knows ninjas can only be seen by other ninjas.

BTW, Ninjas are so much better than Pirates. Scurvy-laden, salt-encrusted, stinky-fish-smelling bastards.

PM PM 4:11 pm 23 Aug 12

Funniest post in a long time. Thanks 🙂

mirage3 mirage3 4:10 pm 23 Aug 12

I’m old enough to remember Shintoro, the Samurai.

thumper109 thumper109 4:01 pm 23 Aug 12

Deref said :

damien haas said :

Where is Shintaro when you need him ?

😀 I wonder how many RIOTers will get that one.

Only the really old ones like me…..

Deref Deref 3:13 pm 23 Aug 12

damien haas said :

Where is Shintaro when you need him ?

😀 I wonder how many RIOTers will get that one.

PantsMan PantsMan 3:12 pm 23 Aug 12

The Ninjas appear to have disappeared as quickly as The Greens integrity.

Rawhide Kid Part3 Rawhide Kid Part3 3:09 pm 23 Aug 12

I see one ! I see one !… No wait, its just a puddle of water.

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