23 August 2012

Ninjas rally in Civic Square to face the rising Pirate menace

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civic square filled with ninjas

On Tuesday Mark Gibbons, Pirates for Brindabella, announced to us “Ninjas have nothing to fear under a Pirate administration”.

But just hours later he was repudiated by the party media wonk!

https://twitter.com/MylesPeterson/status/238127383503319040

Word reached the Eagle’s Nest that ninjas were rallying in Civic Square this afternoon and sure enough, not a single one of the sneaky buggers to be seen.

They appear to be playing a similar trick on the register of political parties.

We’re through the looking glass here people!

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Gigantor said :

The next election is going to be laughable. You can vote for dodgy labour, do nothing liberals or the pirates that don’t like ninjas. I cant wait to exercise my democratic right….sigh

Pirate Party ACT supports the right to freedom of association and personal privacy.
If someone wants to be a ninja and wants to hang out with other ninjas, then provided they do no harm to others, that’s their own business.

Glen Takkenberg
Pirate Party ACT

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SnapperJack said :

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

facepalm

The next election is going to be laughable. You can vote for dodgy labour, do nothing liberals or the pirates that don’t like ninjas. I cant wait to exercise my democratic right….sigh

I think the pirates are best described as undecided on the ninjas

fnaah said :

did you perhaps mean “only a ninja can *sneak up* on another ninja”?

Perhaps it’s that fifth wine that you’ve just quaffed, or that Tim Minchin you’ve just misquothed…

No more bongs for me after 11:00 pm.

did you perhaps mean “only a ninja can *sneak up* on another ninja”?

Perhaps it’s that fifth wine that you’ve just quaffed, or that Tim Minchin you’ve just misquothed…

Only a ninja can call another ninja a ninja …

Ninjas are whingers. It is known.

SnapperJack said :

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

Clear your mind, Grasshopper, and the ninjas will appear…

SnapperJack said :

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

Think about it…

I don’t think that’s a pic of the Ninja rally. There doesn’t appear to be any people in the pic at all. I think you might have run the wrong pic JB.

ps If you’re really keen, you can get them all at

http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/samurai+shintaro

mirage3 said :

I’m old enough to remember Shintoro, the Samurai.

Are you trying to be funny? I’m going to take your life away!!

Wooo, look at them all. Gee JB you just outed yourself as a non-ninja. Everyone knows ninjas can only be seen by other ninjas.

BTW, Ninjas are so much better than Pirates. Scurvy-laden, salt-encrusted, stinky-fish-smelling bastards.

Funniest post in a long time. Thanks 🙂

I’m old enough to remember Shintoro, the Samurai.

Deref said :

damien haas said :

Where is Shintaro when you need him ?

😀 I wonder how many RIOTers will get that one.

Only the really old ones like me…..

damien haas said :

Where is Shintaro when you need him ?

😀 I wonder how many RIOTers will get that one.

The Ninjas appear to have disappeared as quickly as The Greens integrity.

Rawhide Kid Part33:09 pm 23 Aug 12

I see one ! I see one !… No wait, its just a puddle of water.

The ninja in the photo are quite visible to anyone with special powers.

I have a feeling I’d be quite entertained by an audio recording of a fight between a band of pirates and a… a, um… ahhh… a bunch of ninjas.

“HiyyyyAAA!”
{whoosh of shuriken}
“Yaaarrrgh!”
{sword clanks}
“Awwwwwrrrrr”
{whip punch}
“Arrr ye lily-livered Bilge rat!”
{peg-leg on the poop deck}

etc…

Where is Shintaro when you need him ?

HAH!

Yarrgh. 🙂

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