The Crimes has a spray here about a nude man being apprehended after getting on the piss and going for a ride on his brother’s bike.
Shane Britten was riding his younger brother’s push bike, which skidded out on gravel and he was caught. He also got a nasty case of gravel rush when he came a cropper with the coppers on his tial.
Brings a quick jog down Belconnen Way with my mates into a rather harsh light. However, this knee-jerk reaction to young man riding around pissed has me a worried, as does the risk of his todger getting caught in the gears.