29 July 2005

Nude cyclist gets gravel rash

29 July 2005 | S4anta

The Crimes has a spray here about a nude man being apprehended after getting on the piss and going for a ride on his brother’s bike.

Shane Britten was riding his younger brother’s push bike, which skidded out on gravel and he was caught. He also got a nasty case of gravel rush when he came a cropper with the coppers on his tial.

Brings a quick jog down Belconnen Way with my mates into a rather harsh light. However, this knee-jerk reaction to young man riding around pissed has me a worried, as does the risk of his todger getting caught in the gears.

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Jay Wayward10:13 pm 29 Jul 05

An even better excuse for offences committed that aren’t either lewd or harmful(especially when it comes to nudie runs:
Girls will be Girls

Jay Wayward10:09 pm 29 Jul 05

I totally agree with Boys being boys as an excuse for offences comitted that aren’t either lewd or harmful.

Nudie runs are part of the great Australian culture. We weren’t born with clothes on.

terubo5:57 pm 29 Jul 05

-Forget it, I don’t understand it either.

terubo4:10 pm 29 Jul 05

2foot todger + 2foot badger = 4foot rodger?

Absent Diane4:02 pm 29 Jul 05

well we are already home to the two-foot badger

terubo4:00 pm 29 Jul 05

It all sounds a little extreme to me, but at least our tourism woes are mercifully over:
“Canberra – home to the two-foot todger!”

Absent Diane3:47 pm 29 Jul 05

mmm with religion comes extremism – which could lead to pre-emptive strikes in the hunt for so called WMD’s (wobbly-bits of mass destruction)

ssanta2:49 pm 29 Jul 05

An Addition to the ACT Bill Of Rights:

Anything said or done whilst drunk is null and void!

Maelinar2:47 pm 29 Jul 05

Free the naked cyclist !

larkanism, lathamism, hawkeism, henjackism’s aside, drunkards doing funny shit should be tolerated by our otherwise homogenous society for their wonderful way of breaking the rules – but so spectacularly !

terubo2:42 pm 29 Jul 05

Hmmm…time for a visit to the plastic surgeon after all.
-And I thought the shielas were referring to the mole on my thigh!

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