Outside the Raiders. Now with police statement.

johnboy said :

Nevermind Mothy the killjoy.

In the absence of a media release we’re pretty sure it’s not that serious.

I’m glad serious head injuries can still be joked about…

I have no morals – I’ll play!

“Earlier today, Police and Animal Control officers were called to a disturbance outside the Raiders Club in Gunghalin, where an as-yet-unnamed senior Canberra Raiders player was attacked by a pack of Golden Labradors.

After a two hour stand off, Animal Control Officers were finally able to contain the vicious pack of Golden Labradors after agreeing to their demands for “walkies”, and have now taken them to the ACT Pound for containment and processing.

The Canberra Daily Times Telegraph has been informed that what initially appeared to have been a random, unprovoked attack, is now being investigated by Police as a revenge attack for an episode in which a former Canberra Raiders player attempted to force a Golden Labrador named Todd, to lick his genitals in a drunken prank.

Canberra Raiders management released a statement at midday to say that as far as they are concerned, the Police are barking up the wrong tree as far as the investigation is concerned, and have denied any wrongdoing by members of the team.

The Canberra Kennel Club and the manufacturers of PAL dog food, have been contacted for further comment, but neither party has so far responded to our request for comment.”

One my mark – set your fingers to “wag”.

johnboy said :

Nevermind Mothy the killjoy.

In the absence of a media release we’re pretty sure it’s not that serious.

Don’t be too sure, JB.

Todd Carney is somehow involved of that much I’m certain (figuratively speaking)

I’d probably wait for a statement from police confirming the condition of the person hit before asking for jokes JB.