25 November 2013

Reader Challenge! Rearrange this Liberal headline!

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Liberal Senator Seselja and Liberal MLA Coe have joined forces to tell us what Zed’s going to do for ACT roads with Alistair’s help.

Zed Seselja, Liberal Senator for the ACT, has been appointed Chair of the ACT Consultative Panel for the Black Spot Programme by Assistant Minister for Infrastructure and Regional Development, Jamie Briggs. Deputy Leader of the Canberra Liberals, and Shadow Minister for Transport Alistair Coe MLA, along with other members of the Assembly, will be working with Senator Seselja to provide local consultation in to the programme

As chair of the panel, Mr Seselja will play a crucial role in determining which dangerous roads are the highest priorities for federal funding.

“The Black Spot Programme is an incredibly important program that funds works to improve safety at the worst accident black spot sites in the ACT”, Mr Seselja said.

The Black Spot Programme commenced in 1996 to assist in reducing the risk and associated trauma of road accidents across Australia and has delivered improvements at over 6,500 sites around Australia through some $980 million in funding.

“It is important that we work across all levels of government to ensure that Canberrans have safer roads, stated Mr Coe MLA. “I welcome Senator Seselja’s appointment to this important position and look forward to working with him to ensure local concerns are heard.”

Perhaps more interesting though the headline caught my eye:

LIBERALS FIGHTING HARD FOR SAFER ROADS

So the challenge is to just take those five words and rearrange for humorous effect. Go for it in the comments.

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for fighting safer liberals, hard roads

MrBigEars said :

A Raging Shrill Ferret is Off Dashboard.

Win.

A Raging Shrill Ferret is Off Dashboard.

HiddenDragon12:10 pm 25 Nov 13

johnboy said :

Our eyes will be peeled for a potential laden Labor media release have no fear.

I take comfort in that, and often think of you thusly:

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/HDQkt3GwHIg/maxresdefault.jpg

HARD ROADS FOR SAFER LIBERALS FIGHTING!

HiddenDragon11:44 am 25 Nov 13

Looks like most of these roads lead to Fyshwick – as was expected.

In the interests of balance, could we have a headline about HARD LABOR & SPEED CAMERAS?

Our eyes will be peeled for a potential laden Labor media release have no fear.

Roads fighting hard for safer Liberals

thebrownstreak6911:29 am 25 Nov 13

Oh, and I count six words, not five.

thebrownstreak6911:28 am 25 Nov 13

ROADS LIBERALS SAFER HARD FIGHTING FOR

SAFER ROADS HARD FOR FIGHTING LIBERALS

Liberals Hard for Fighting Safer Roads

Holden Caulfield11:14 am 25 Nov 13

HARD ROADS FOR FIGHTING LIBERALS

CrocodileGandhi10:54 am 25 Nov 13

SAFER ROADS? LIBERALS HARD FOR FIGHTING!

ROADS SAFER FOR FIGHTING LIBERALS HARD

SAFER LIBERALS HARD FOR FIGHTING ROADS

HARD LIBERALS FIGHTING FOR SAFER ROADS.

Fighting liberals hard for safer roads
Safer roads for hard fighting liberals
Hard fighting liberals for safer roads

Liberals Hard for Safer Fighting Roads

Liberals Hard For Safer Fighting, Roads

Fighting Roads Hard For Safer Liberals

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