Dear people of the RiotACT,
Sorry to bother you all, but I’m trying to find the person who rear-ended me this evening on the onramp to Parkes Way East under the Commonwealth Ave bridge.
It would have been arouind 5:20pm. Driver was female, brunette, early to mid-twenties. Can’t say much about the car except that I’m pretty sure the number plate was YBJ 87L and I think it was white. It all happened too fast to see much else.
We were holding up rush-hour traffic on the ramp in a pretty serious way and I agreed to follow my unknown partner in destruction to her house, allegedly just a short distance away, so as to be able to exchange details in full without keeping too many commuters waiting. Instead of passing me to lead the way, she disappeared in traffic. I waited close to the crash for some time, but she did not return.
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Do I sound like a pretty stupid person to you? Me too. I can only offer, as my defense, that I was too confused and busy checking that I still had all my bits to apply the appropriate amount of suspicion and street-smarts at the time.
Anyway, if you saw the accident and you know more, or if you happen to know a girl whose front bumper is mysteriously f*cked up, please get in touch with me on 0430 543 547. I’m not after blood, just want to get everything properly sorted out.