Reasons to rent

Nearly as good as the phone call I got the other day along the lines of “Do you own a cat? Well we found a cat, it’s vary hairy, it has a lot of hair on its Vxxxxa and ….[giggle, giggle]…..[busy tone].”
Some people really need to seek professional help. Especially when they can’t spell or write properly.

brilliant stuff. canberra times should hire him/her. would make it worth reading occasionally.

Sandwich Ghost – better get Ghost Hunters International on to the case

Bahahahahhaha – sandwich ghost.

I’m surprised no one has blamed it on reptoids.

Diagnosis: substance use disorder.

ConanOfCooma said :

If they didn’t want mail like this, they shouldn’t live in a bin!

I’m shocked people still live in bins at Amaroo at all.

If they didn’t want mail like this, they shouldn’t live in a bin!

Gungahlin Al said :

banjo said :

I couldn’t write that bad if I tried…

Oh come on. I can recall some first cut ministerials wouldn’t be far off… 🙂

I’ve seen a few ministers media releases which make about as much sense.

banjo said :

I couldn’t write that bad if I tried…

Oh come on. I can recall some first cut ministerials wouldn’t be far off… 🙂

Actually, having read Lazy I’s letter again, I think it tops our free houses, haha. That is one seriously stuffed up messenger!

That’s not as good as the offer of free houses to those aged 109 years and older that was delivered to our letterbox a couple of years ago…

Email on way to JB with the evidence.

Riot Police said :

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

If you measure the shape of their head, I suspect you will find they have criminal tendencies.

Riot Police said :

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

thanks Dr. Lightman

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

Lazy I said :

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To the owner of this “House” living in a council bin is against the law and Ninja’s have spotted you having showers in the bin’s various juices.

on behalf of the Ninja’s and council pickles, I demand you stop living in a bin and give me $50 if you don’t want a sandwhich ghost haunting you. Tomorrow I’ll be here with a gun if you don’t get out
Have a good “Life”.

P.S. Get a life.
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I think you missed the bit in bold?

Crazytown.

Where in Amaroo exactly? Need to know if I need to start walking my dog elsewhere…

Unless I’m mistaken I do believe the word ‘gun’ appears in that letter.
If it does, the resident should approach their friendly police station with this matter.

I hope the ninjas never spot me showering in the bin’s various juices.

Transcription please?

So if you don’t pay 50 bucks (presumably for living in a bin) He’ll shoot you? WTF?