Reasons to rent

johnboy 24 November 2010 26

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“Lazy I” sent in this letter which appeared in an Amaroo letterbox.

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The Amaroo Letter

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wildturkeycanoe wildturkeycanoe 11:19 pm 25 Nov 10

Nearly as good as the phone call I got the other day along the lines of “Do you own a cat? Well we found a cat, it’s vary hairy, it has a lot of hair on its Vxxxxa and ….[giggle, giggle]…..[busy tone].”
Some people really need to seek professional help. Especially when they can’t spell or write properly.

urchin urchin 10:33 pm 24 Nov 10

brilliant stuff. canberra times should hire him/her. would make it worth reading occasionally.

The Traineediplomat The Traineediplomat 8:57 pm 24 Nov 10

Sandwich Ghost – better get Ghost Hunters International on to the case

Amanda Hugankis Amanda Hugankis 4:59 pm 24 Nov 10

Bahahahahhaha – sandwich ghost.

I’m surprised no one has blamed it on reptoids.

beejay76 beejay76 4:09 pm 24 Nov 10

Diagnosis: substance use disorder.

boo boo boo boo 3:32 pm 24 Nov 10

ConanOfCooma said :

If they didn’t want mail like this, they shouldn’t live in a bin!

I’m shocked people still live in bins at Amaroo at all.

ConanOfCooma ConanOfCooma 2:08 pm 24 Nov 10

If they didn’t want mail like this, they shouldn’t live in a bin!

p1 p1 1:52 pm 24 Nov 10

Gungahlin Al said :

banjo said :

I couldn’t write that bad if I tried…

Oh come on. I can recall some first cut ministerials wouldn’t be far off… 🙂

I’ve seen a few ministers media releases which make about as much sense.

Gungahlin Al Gungahlin Al 1:39 pm 24 Nov 10

banjo said :

I couldn’t write that bad if I tried…

Oh come on. I can recall some first cut ministerials wouldn’t be far off… 🙂

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 1:29 pm 24 Nov 10

Actually, having read Lazy I’s letter again, I think it tops our free houses, haha. That is one seriously stuffed up messenger!

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 1:04 pm 24 Nov 10

That’s not as good as the offer of free houses to those aged 109 years and older that was delivered to our letterbox a couple of years ago…

Email on way to JB with the evidence.

p1 p1 12:47 pm 24 Nov 10

Riot Police said :

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

If you measure the shape of their head, I suspect you will find they have criminal tendencies.

Chaz Chaz 12:08 pm 24 Nov 10

Riot Police said :

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

thanks Dr. Lightman

Riot Police Riot Police 11:47 am 24 Nov 10

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

p1 p1 11:43 am 24 Nov 10

Lazy I said :

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To the owner of this “House” living in a council bin is against the law and Ninja’s have spotted you having showers in the bin’s various juices.

on behalf of the Ninja’s and council pickles, I demand you stop living in a bin and give me $50 if you don’t want a sandwhich ghost haunting you. Tomorrow I’ll be here with a gun if you don’t get out
Have a good “Life”.

P.S. Get a life.
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I think you missed the bit in bold?

Mothy Mothy 11:43 am 24 Nov 10

Crazytown.

Where in Amaroo exactly? Need to know if I need to start walking my dog elsewhere…

Noezis Noezis 10:55 am 24 Nov 10

Unless I’m mistaken I do believe the word ‘gun’ appears in that letter.
If it does, the resident should approach their friendly police station with this matter.

p1 p1 10:52 am 24 Nov 10

I hope the ninjas never spot me showering in the bin’s various juices.

Inappropriate Inappropriate 10:48 am 24 Nov 10

Transcription please?

boo boo boo boo 10:46 am 24 Nov 10

So if you don’t pay 50 bucks (presumably for living in a bin) He’ll shoot you? WTF?

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