The annual summer holiday beard has reached its use by date and it’s time to remove it under decree of the Minister for Home Affairs.
Last year I decided to treat myself to a ceremonial removal by way of Ziggy’s (?) in Civic but what should have been a relaxing experience was more like death by a thousand paper cuts (and a blunt cut-throat razor) – the resulting rash the subject of great mirth amongst work colleagues and friends alike.
Can anyone recommend somewhere in the ‘Berra where I can get a decent hot towel shave?