8 March 2013

Snorkel Massey laid low by a cat

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The ABC has new pages in the list of pathetic excuses offered by Matthew Massey to the courts.

The officer said Massey was unable to submit to urine analysis because sore ribs made urinating difficult and his mother had phoned to say he could not attend the meeting because he was having an allergic reaction to a cat.

I’ve had sore ribs. Still needed to wee though.

As for getting your mum to call in? Really? This is a hard man? With a cat allergy?

For his parole breaches he’s been remanded in custody until next week.

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helpless said :

Postalgeek said :

helpless said :

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

If your mates won’t resurrect that negative thread about you that you had hoped everyone had forgotten about, who will?

There must be some word or term for such friends.

you really need to find yourself a intrest there buddy, even a mate for yourself, Then maybe you will find something better to do, then to sit there making judgment on others with out even knowing the real truth. I mean we all know what you read or hear in the news is mostly half made up crap with hopefuly a bit of true to it. So to judge upon that is pretty small minded, wouldnt you say? GET A LIFE

Go and get a high school education and stop idolising failed junkie crims. It’s not cool and it’s not going to help you in life.

thebrownstreak694:33 pm 11 Oct 13

He appears only at night to clean our streets of drug dealing scum. He’s secretive, brooding and powerful but has one weakness: cats.

So he wears a cape, right…?

helpless said :

The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time. …. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”.

Wow, so he’s really a dark and brooding superhero vigilante, with the justice system out to get him?

Maybe you could suggest to him that he simply practise what he preaches?

Postalgeek said :

helpless said :

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

If your mates won’t resurrect that negative thread about you that you had hoped everyone had forgotten about, who will?

There must be some word or term for such friends.

you really need to find yourself a intrest there buddy, even a mate for yourself, Then maybe you will find something better to do, then to sit there making judgment on others with out even knowing the real truth. I mean we all know what you read or hear in the news is mostly half made up crap with hopefuly a bit of true to it. So to judge upon that is pretty small minded, wouldnt you say? GET A LIFE

helpless said :

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

If your mates won’t resurrect that negative thread about you that you had hoped everyone had forgotten about, who will?

There must be some word or term for such friends.

I know Matty personally and along with many other of Matty’s friends or those that know him would agree with me, He is a Kind & Loyal friend who just wants to be loved, like most of us. You people just sit on your asses with an opinon about everyone and everything, Yes! Matty has done wrong by some but look at who these people are. He has only ever hurt scum junkies or low lives that are a waste of of oxygen. The law continues to set Matty up to fail. They let him out to clean up our streets to do what law should be doing, then throw him back in jail until needed next time.Yes he has a bad reputation but do any of you know about what he has gone through growing up? No, I believe not. If we didnt have our famous Matt Massey, believe me the street would be so much more worse then what they are. I have seen Matty talking to young ones that wont to get a name for them selfs and he was continuely preaching to them not to be like him, to “live a good life with a job”. He really does try, if only someone would give him the chance to do the right thing! you would see the real Matty, not this person he has been made out to be. Dont set him up to fail again please.

What a pussy!

Oh sorry.

obamabinladen said :

How is it this parasite is allowed out of gaol? Id bet tooks house that this guy will end up killing someone just like his sis. Guys like this need to be taken out of society and be used for scientific experiments!!!

Was his ex-wife, not sister.

The tag for this topic must be changed from hard man to marshmallow

obamabinladen7:57 pm 09 Mar 13

@ pork hunt lol nah way too good for this guy im thinking inject him with superbugs then test new antibiotics on him and if he gets cured move onto the flesh eating bacteria. If against all odds he’s still kicking maybe he could be used as a car crash test dummy.

Harrym said :

Looks like the ugly love-child of Kramer and Lyle Lovett

New keyboard and new cup of coffee please!

obamabinladen said :

How is it this parasite is allowed out of gaol? Id bet tooks house that this guy will end up killing someone just like his sis. Guys like this need to be taken out of society and be used for scientific experiments!!!

Experiments like how many LSWCHP’s it takes to give lead poisoning?

obamabinladen12:35 am 09 Mar 13

How is it this parasite is allowed out of gaol? Id bet tooks house that this guy will end up killing someone just like his sis. Guys like this need to be taken out of society and be used for scientific experiments!!!

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

I remember reading or hearing that Massey is Scott mcdougals bum boy?

Ahhhhhh…that explains a lot of things. Really,it’s obvious when you start looking at all the evidence.

Harrym said :

Looks like the ugly love-child of Kramer and Lyle Lovett

+10000000 … we have a winner (IMO) 🙂

Just humour him, gentoopenguin 😉

gentoopenguin5:39 pm 08 Mar 13

c_c™ said :

DrKoresh said :

Someone needs to give this man a good smack and tell him to grow the lump up. I’m gobsmacked that a grown-ass, supposedly “hard” man could act so remedial and childish.

What kind of penalty is he up for in the unlikely event his completely plausible story about rib pains and cat allergies turns out to be untrue, does anyone have an idea? I imagine we’d be looking at a failed drug-test into the bargain as well as the no-show for meeting.

Garema Place stocks – there’s a centenary project I could get excited about. For one very big day, the best of the worst locked up with a variety of projectiles free to the public.

Isn’t that what we have RiotACT for though, i.e. as virtual stocks from which to sling s*** at people anonymously?

We like to think it’s for a bit more than that.

Tooks said :

That photo’s about 18 years old. He hasn’t gotten any prettier.

Not just ugly on the outside for he’s obviously rotten to the core.

That photo’s about 18 years old. He hasn’t gotten any prettier.

Looks like the ugly love-child of Kramer and Lyle Lovett

smiling politely4:11 pm 08 Mar 13

G-Fresh said :

http://images.canberratimes.com.au/2012/12/06/3868771/art353-mattmassey1-300×0.jpg

That boy looks like he should be in a rockabilly band.

Yeah when I busted my ribs I didn’t wee for 6 mths ! And I have 3 cats (cough) (cough) (cough).

G-Fresh said :

MERC600 said :

Any photos anywhere of this Massey lot ..

http://images.canberratimes.com.au/2012/12/06/3868771/art353-mattmassey1-300×0.jpg

What’d they do, shave an ape?

Ok, ok, but I maintain harsh but fair.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd3:16 pm 08 Mar 13

I remember reading or hearing that Massey is Scott mcdougals bum boy?

Did you know that he’s apparently a brickie and a painter so if anyone is thinking of doing some home reno’s he comes highly recommended!

gentoopenguin2:19 pm 08 Mar 13

Mamma Massey sounds like one of the Bra Boys’ mum, i.e. “my poor little fella, officer, he wouldn’t hurt a fly”

there’s one particularly attractive (cough) one of Gavin if you google his name – from a Canberra Times story i think. It must’ve been his mug shot. lol

Any photos anywhere of this Massey lot ..

DrKoresh said :

Someone needs to give this man a good smack and tell him to grow the lump up. I’m gobsmacked that a grown-ass, supposedly “hard” man could act so remedial and childish.

What kind of penalty is he up for in the unlikely event his completely plausible story about rib pains and cat allergies turns out to be untrue, does anyone have an idea? I imagine we’d be looking at a failed drug-test into the bargain as well as the no-show for meeting.

Garema Place stocks – there’s a centenary project I could get excited about. For one very big day, the best of the worst locked up with a variety of projectiles free to the public.

Someone needs to give this man a good smack and tell him to grow the lump up. I’m gobsmacked that a grown-ass, supposedly “hard” man could act so remedial and childish.

What kind of penalty is he up for in the unlikely event his completely plausible story about rib pains and cat allergies turns out to be untrue, does anyone have an idea? I imagine we’d be looking at a failed drug-test into the bargain as well as the no-show for meeting.

If I ever get another cat I’ll call it Massey.

What was the problem, he ran out of relatives to attend fake funerals for? Have to be desperate to try this excuse.

poetix said :

poetix said :

I’d like a pair of those parole breeches…Are they shiny?

Well that changed quick-sticks.

Which is surprising, given the buttons.

The Warnie strategy. Did Massey’s mum give him a diuretic as well?

Proof positive that even hard men own pussy cats.

He really is just a misunderstood sensitive new-age guy.

Even people with gallstones have to piss.

I’d like to have been a fly on the wall when that conversation took place, ‘I know, the beak’ll treat me kind if I just tell him this’. ‘Nah’ says his mate, ‘get your mum to call it in; dead set that’ll work’.

As for getting your mum to call in? Really? This is a hard man? With a cat allergy?

yep, except for “hard man”, read “spineless bully”.

They pull this sort of crap because years of flailing around the justice system teaches them that it’s a fair chance of working. In a sense, they should be congratulated for learning something … anything :-\

He uses his mum to call him in sick and then couldn’t piss for sore ribs? For someone who’s been in and out of the clink more times than most and made a life physical self-destruction, I’m pleasantly surprised at how light weight he is.

The whole family is a waste of space and resources.

poetix said :

I’d like a pair of those parole breeches…Are they shiny?

Well that changed quick-sticks.

The heartening thing about this story is that the Magistrate followed through on the parole breach and jailed him. As for your rhetorical questions, I just had to laugh. Hard man? Only in his own mind. If brain cells were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

Thanks JB.
I needed that.

What is honestly wrong with this family? I’m curious on the story behind them as well as at what point the massey line went ‘bad’. There must have been some point where there was a negligent/abusive parent that started the cycle.

I’d like a pair of those parole breeches…Are they shiny?

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