Spiderman he ain't

I remember seeing grizzly images of a decapitated body of a guy who did the same thing but caught the back of his head on one of those spiky fences.

Snopes it, it’s true.

All I can say to all these stories is OUCH!

The silly prick could’ve wandered in through the loading dock and caught the *lift* up (and yes, I believe even at that time of the morning…)

Maybe he’d just rewatched Mission Impossible.

I don’t understand, he was attempting to break in through a ceiling 20m above floor level? How was he hoping to get down? Why would you not think the roof was alarmed, that there would be guards inside or camera’s? Why break in the first place, would it not be easier to simply shoplift? Once inside will you not still have trouble getting into stores with valuables; jewelers, department stores etc. Once you’ve gotten the valuables how do you get out?

Maybe I’m out of touch with the modern day burglar..

another public hospital bed wasted

I remember seeing grizzly images of a decapitated body of a guy who did the same thing but caught the back of his head on one of those spiky fences.

ouch

Lets just call a spade a spade.

He was breaking in.

How else do you explain your whereabouts as being on the floor of Belconnen Mall after falling through the cieling at a time that is too early to consider ?

Ha, yeah i read that one too toriness, it was in the herald. He’d stolen a mazda 3, ended up doing a runner on foot and threw the pursuing police off by leaping fences in the local residents back yards. Apparently the dogs sniffed him out 1/2 hour later after leaping the wrong fence.

this story is as hilarious as a story (can’t find it now to add link, dammit) i was reading this morning in about a crim who was being pursued in sydney and he jumped over a fence, unaware that there was a 20m drop on the other side.

2 broken legs.

haha.

if only criminal karma happened more often.