Comrades, the state media brings us joyous news of our dear leader’s drive to continue his role overseeing our fine territory.
Jon Stanhope is quoted as saying:
- “I do feel remarkably well, actually, and incredibly young and energetic, almost frisky.”
I’m not sure, frisky? Jon has a lot of salt & pepper going, oh well, I guess it works for border collies.
Let us recap, many in his own party do not support him. Many in the community do not support him and I would suggest many of those who do, only do so because of a lack of alternatives.
I guess the saying is true; “there’s no aphrodisiac like loneliness” I say good for him.
I look forward to our dear leader showing off his youth and vigour around our city centre. Perhaps a tax payer funded Porsche 911, or for the sake of the environment, a Tesla Roadstar.