27 May 2005

Stanhope talks back

| Kerces
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On my way to work this morning there was an enormous traffic jam on Parkes Way which turned out to be caused by a few guys with a truck, a hose and a wheelbarrow apparently not doing anything and taking up the whole road not doing it.

At the start of the jam I switched my radio to 666 in an attempt to find out if there was an accident, but instead found myself listening to their fortnightly Chief Minister Talkback. I think it was supposed to go for about half an hour, but our esteemed CM spent so much time waffling on about CFU funding that they extended the time (I spent rather longer on Parkes Way than intended and so managed to listen to most of it).

So. What follows are the points that I gleaned from what Mr Stanhope had to say to the people of Canberra this morning:

The Eastman retrial thingy is costing in excess of $1 million. This was related somehow to the funding cut for CFUs. I’m not quite sure how.

His junket is not a junket, it’s a very serious working trip during which he will be developin vital connections and vital links. The Opposition’s labelling of this vital trip as ‘the greatest junket in history’ is a sign of Brendan Smyth’s immaturity.

Then followed a series of much easier questions regarding worn-off road markings near a school, fences along pathways, lights and a pedestrain crossing that isn’t there.

Stanhope remarked that there is a certain amount of indiviuality in Canberra’s fences.

His advice to the lady who wanted to paint pedestrian crossing stripes on a Traffic Calming Device was, “Don’t go around painting things in the middle of the night.” He said he was concerned if children were confused about what was a TCD and whas was a pedestrian crossing.

There was then some long and complicated question about community infrastructure funding but by that time I was negotiating the circle into Pialligo and stopped listening.

And all this only took our CM 40mins to explain.


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I am surprised he thinks people are over the fear of the fires.
I lived in Melbourne for ‘Ash Wednesday’ and the next few years we had lots of TV ads about what to do in the evnt of serious fire. I think it reassured people.
Here there was a lot of talk, and no action.

And are we suprised to find a politician who’s a blow-ass? I’m amazed it took only 45mins.

Having said that, I still do the work in a fifth of the time of my predecessor.

Nah, more like a slow drive to work. I find I have to do things like read the Riot to slow myself down at work, otherwise I don’t do enough hours to be paid decently. But don’t tell anyone…

Slow day at work, is it?

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