Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day

johnboy 9 March 2012 24

Yesterday I was getting my nerd on with obscure references to long forgotten Dungeons and Dragons monsters created by the nerdiest (and most awesome) of authors Charles Stross.

But even I feel a little dirty alerting you to the existence of Star Wars Burlesque coming to the Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day (May the Fourth of course you ignorant lout).

Because we never really did get enough of Slave Leia.

(And hey, who needs the ability to get a date when you’ve got the internet right? Right?)

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dpm dpm 1:36 pm 05 May 12

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

I was not strong enough to defeat colourful sydney racing identity. Like his master before him, be destroyed, he must.

”Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.”

toriness toriness 11:25 am 05 May 12

i went to this last night. it was immensely entertaining and i’m not even a star wars fan. it’s showing again tonight, get along to it!!!

poetix poetix 8:57 pm 28 Apr 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

On behalf of the Empire, this medal accept you will? No, I’m not pinning it there.

arescarti42 arescarti42 4:49 pm 28 Apr 12

Unfortunately I wont be able to make the show on the 5th at the Canberra Theatre, so I’ve got 2 discounted tickets for sale. Contact me at dalesdeadbug1@gmail.com if you’re interested.

AsparagusSyndrome AsparagusSyndrome 1:17 pm 17 Mar 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

I was not strong enough to defeat colourful sydney racing identity. Like his master before him, be destroyed, he must.

colourful sydney racing identity colourful sydney racing identity 8:40 am 14 Mar 12

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

Androyd Androyd 10:55 pm 13 Mar 12

Hmmm – no positive role models for men in this show…

AsparagusSyndrome AsparagusSyndrome 10:10 pm 13 Mar 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

colourful sydney racing identity colourful sydney racing identity 8:03 am 13 Mar 12

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

spinact spinact 2:58 am 13 Mar 12

…..nerds

AsparagusSyndrome AsparagusSyndrome 10:40 pm 12 Mar 12

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

Eppo Eppo 10:54 am 10 Mar 12

These are definitely the droids I am looking for…

Postalgeek Postalgeek 8:48 pm 09 Mar 12

milkman said :

I wanna see me some shaved wookie.

Yes, you’re unlikely to see a waxed Wookie.

In the past, beauty therapist rarely survived beyond the ‘sack’ part of a ‘crack, sack and back’ wax. Those that did survive no longer had arms to enable them to continue their craft.

Since then it’s been conventional wisdom to always shave a wookie.

Duffbowl Duffbowl 8:04 pm 09 Mar 12

Dammit, how do I sell this to Mrs Duffbowl as a legitimate form of entertainment and art?

farnarkler farnarkler 7:30 pm 09 Mar 12

Gentlemen I’m sure you’ll all be going Hand Solo after watching this…

milkman milkman 6:43 pm 09 Mar 12

I wanna see me some shaved wookie.

colourful sydney racing identity colourful sydney racing identity 4:47 pm 09 Mar 12

Dilandach said :

I hope those sand people are easily startled and return in greater numbers…

🙂

Dilandach Dilandach 3:36 pm 09 Mar 12

I hope those sand people are easily startled and return in greater numbers…

neanderthalsis neanderthalsis 3:16 pm 09 Mar 12

Do they have hairy midget strippers as the Ewoks?

Ben_Dover Ben_Dover 2:17 pm 09 Mar 12

poetix said :

The Farce is strong with this one.

The Arse is strong with this one.

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