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Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day

By johnboy - 9 March 2012 24

Yesterday I was getting my nerd on with obscure references to long forgotten Dungeons and Dragons monsters created by the nerdiest (and most awesome) of authors Charles Stross.

But even I feel a little dirty alerting you to the existence of Star Wars Burlesque coming to the Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day (May the Fourth of course you ignorant lout).

Because we never really did get enough of Slave Leia.

(And hey, who needs the ability to get a date when you’ve got the internet right? Right?)

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24 Responses to
Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day
spinact 2:58 am 13 Mar 12

…..nerds

AsparagusSyndrome 10:40 pm 12 Mar 12

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

Eppo 10:54 am 10 Mar 12

These are definitely the droids I am looking for…

Postalgeek 8:48 pm 09 Mar 12

milkman said :

I wanna see me some shaved wookie.

Yes, you’re unlikely to see a waxed Wookie.

In the past, beauty therapist rarely survived beyond the ‘sack’ part of a ‘crack, sack and back’ wax. Those that did survive no longer had arms to enable them to continue their craft.

Since then it’s been conventional wisdom to always shave a wookie.

Duffbowl 8:04 pm 09 Mar 12

Dammit, how do I sell this to Mrs Duffbowl as a legitimate form of entertainment and art?

farnarkler 7:30 pm 09 Mar 12

Gentlemen I’m sure you’ll all be going Hand Solo after watching this…

milkman 6:43 pm 09 Mar 12

I wanna see me some shaved wookie.

colourful sydney rac 4:47 pm 09 Mar 12

Dilandach said :

I hope those sand people are easily startled and return in greater numbers…

🙂

Dilandach 3:36 pm 09 Mar 12

I hope those sand people are easily startled and return in greater numbers…

neanderthalsis 3:16 pm 09 Mar 12

Do they have hairy midget strippers as the Ewoks?

Ben_Dover 2:17 pm 09 Mar 12

poetix said :

The Farce is strong with this one.

The Arse is strong with this one.

poetix 1:09 pm 09 Mar 12

The Farce is strong with this one.

Holden Caulfield 12:35 pm 09 Mar 12

Ben_Dover said :

“Burelesque” = strip shows for hipsters.

Just stick a Kony monster in the show and it will be a sell out (pardon the pun).

Ben_Dover 11:43 am 09 Mar 12

“Burelesque” = strip shows for hipsters.

Vanessa 10:59 am 09 Mar 12

Seems to have re-defined burlesque

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