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Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day

By johnboy - 9 March 2012 24

Yesterday I was getting my nerd on with obscure references to long forgotten Dungeons and Dragons monsters created by the nerdiest (and most awesome) of authors Charles Stross.

But even I feel a little dirty alerting you to the existence of Star Wars Burlesque coming to the Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day (May the Fourth of course you ignorant lout).

Because we never really did get enough of Slave Leia.

(And hey, who needs the ability to get a date when you’ve got the internet right? Right?)

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dpm 1:36 pm 05 May 12

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

I was not strong enough to defeat colourful sydney racing identity. Like his master before him, be destroyed, he must.

”Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.”

toriness 11:25 am 05 May 12

i went to this last night. it was immensely entertaining and i’m not even a star wars fan. it’s showing again tonight, get along to it!!!

poetix 8:57 pm 28 Apr 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

On behalf of the Empire, this medal accept you will? No, I’m not pinning it there.

arescarti42 4:49 pm 28 Apr 12

Unfortunately I wont be able to make the show on the 5th at the Canberra Theatre, so I’ve got 2 discounted tickets for sale. Contact me at dalesdeadbug1@gmail.com if you’re interested.

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