Star Wars burlesque to hit Canberra Theatre on Star Wars Day

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

I was not strong enough to defeat colourful sydney racing identity. Like his master before him, be destroyed, he must.

”Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.”

i went to this last night. it was immensely entertaining and i’m not even a star wars fan. it’s showing again tonight, get along to it!!!

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

On behalf of the Empire, this medal accept you will? No, I’m not pinning it there.

Unfortunately I wont be able to make the show on the 5th at the Canberra Theatre, so I’ve got 2 discounted tickets for sale. Contact me at dalesdeadbug1@gmail.com if you’re interested.

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

I was not strong enough to defeat colourful sydney racing identity. Like his master before him, be destroyed, he must.

AsparagusSyndrome said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’

‘Look at the size of that thing!’

‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

‘I never knew I had it in me.’

‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

‘She’s gonna blow!’

‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

“Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

Hmmm – no positive role models for men in this show…

colourful sydney racing identity said :

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

AsparagusSyndrome said :

This is Red Five. I’m going in…

‘You came in that thingg? You’re braver than I thought…’

…..nerds