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Stop making fun of the Winters family or they “well kell oll you muts”

By johnboy - 7 June 2013 86

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This exciting email just in:

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From: dylan winters
Subject: f*** you

Message Body:

you no if you kep saing thes stuf i well kell you oll you muts and josh winters i my and i men my big bruther so f*** off naw

Not quite flame of the week. A bit on the short side.

The Winters had completely escaped my mind but after a bit of searching I imagine it’s related to allegedly ramming a stolen car into a passing motorist and leaving that motorist to die in the burning wreckage.

Which I think we can all agree is a class act only matched by that email.

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Stop making fun of the Winters family or they “well kell oll you muts”
Dilandach 10:48 am 07 Jun 13

johnboy said :

I’ve often thought that sentencing based on educational achievement would have some benefit.

“I sentence you to two trade certificates and a bachelors degree”

obviously still need a minimum for the rare clever clogs (sadly usually pedos and embezzlers).

As long as they had to do it while in jail. Although I’m not sure it would be fair on some like ‘bruther dylan’ here. It would probably take a considerable amount of time for him to write something like a dissertation, most likely longer than any actual sentence. Amusing though.

Don’t worry Dylan, there is always a place for you and your ilk in society. Scrubbing toilets and shining my shoes. That is if you survive long enough and don’t take the Mully Express before you’re 25.

460cixy 10:41 am 07 Jun 13

We got a live one here

ScienceRules 10:37 am 07 Jun 13

I also love how it took Einstein Winters here 6 months to make the connection between the original post and writing his delightful response. The synapses fire mighty slow in his neck of the woods…

bundah 10:36 am 07 Jun 13

One word ‘wadcutter’!

johnboy 10:23 am 07 Jun 13

I can vouch it’s as sent to me.

Who would take the interest in these guys otherwise is beyond me.

Solidarity 10:20 am 07 Jun 13

100% fabrication.

A pretty crap one too.

neanderthalsis 10:11 am 07 Jun 13

Jardeath said :

Natural selection really needs to speed up.

I prefer compulsory sterilisation, it takes the element of chance out of the equation,

jessieduck 10:09 am 07 Jun 13

The mind boggles.

Dylan has enough brain cells to read the original story and to type an email but can’t spell “keep” “all” or “now”. I’d say those are some of the easier words most 4 year old can wrap their heads around.

Weird.

johnboy 10:09 am 07 Jun 13

I’ve often thought that sentencing based on educational achievement would have some benefit.

“I sentence you to two trade certificates and a bachelors degree”

obviously still need a minimum for the rare clever clogs (sadly usually pedos and embezzlers).

pptvb 10:09 am 07 Jun 13

Even with a lot of thought & effort, I don’t think I could write that poorly.

FXST01 10:07 am 07 Jun 13

Gosh, I actually felt myself getting dumber whilst reading that email.

ScienceRules 10:05 am 07 Jun 13

How about a revolutionary sentencing structure that includes locking troggs like this up until they can compose a coherent sentence? Should keep them out of the way for decades…

Jardeath 10:02 am 07 Jun 13

Natural selection really needs to speed up.

arescarti42 9:58 am 07 Jun 13

What language is that? Anyone willing to translate it in to English?

ScienceRules 9:57 am 07 Jun 13

Oh this will be fun!

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