1 April 2009

Telstra apologises for nude Carney photos

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News.com is running a story about nude photos of ex Canberra Raider Todd Carney turning up on a mobile phone which was apparently rented from Telstra in Canberra about 6 months ago.

Seems like Mr Carney just can’t escape scandal whereever he goes.

ED – Without the photo I’d have assumed this was an April Fools joke.

But here’s what Todd had to say:

    Carney confirmed he had used a Nokia handset to take the explicit images of himself in front of the bathroom mirror while home alone late one night at his Goulburn home “about six months ago”.

    The beleaguered player – sacked from the Canberra Raiders after a string of high-profile drunken misdemeanours said he had forwarded the photos to a girl he met on social network site Facebook some months later after she exchanged a lewd photograph of herself.

    “She’d asked me to take them before … I don’t want to go back to that night though,” he said.

    Carney said he was at a loss as to how the photos ended up on the handset, but speculated they may have been forwarded by an unknown person who picked up the Nokia handset he lost in January.

For the very brave or curious, News are running a slideshow of the pics.

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heavenandhell12:01 am 27 Mar 12

i think he really just needs to grow up a bit and wow people still want to be with him after the pics that came out of him and the dog ???

Must have been a slow day in Goulburn.

Nope. That’s something I surely haven’t done.

hek62 said :

C’mon we’ve all done this …..

I can’t say I have. Why you would even consider it is beyond me, you have absolutely no control over who they get sent to. Even if it is to your dearest loved one, people are stupid and forward them on, or break up with them and get revenge by posting them on the internet.

Don’t make me go for another Google statistically unique phrase here, I-filed. 😛

Sorry hek mobile phones with cameras didn’t exist when I was his age.

jakez said :

It’s hard to believe he is a rugby player with that body. He barely looks like he lifts.

Nonsense! Wiry, naturally athletic bodies can be super strong. Anyone would look like crap in the face in that light. He normally has quite a nice face. Oh, and men who carry on about small d*cks are usually “protestething too much”.

C’mon we’ve all done this …..

You couldn’t write better comedy. Pity he wasn’t the subject of a 7 up or Truman Show type show…………….hmmm perhaps he is and doesn’t know it.

… and what the HELL is his other hand doing?! Argh!

grunge_hippy8:20 pm 01 Apr 09

ugh, he is fugly. inside and out.

but i still want to see the uncensored pic…

At first I thought this was an April Fool’s Day joke and then I realised it was… of course… Carney.

What kind of a tool gets bored and takes nuddy photos of himself ? Oh… hang on… a small one !!

lmao! it just keeps getting better and better doesn’t it. poor carney, only a matter of time before he stuffs up again. maybe we should send him overseas next time.

Well, you know. Times are tough.

… Who sends nekkid pictures of himself to strangers on facebook. That is actually *really* sad. Isn’t that what the cheerleaders are for?

… with an incontinence problem!

Rocket surgery indeed! *lol*

… But I don’t want him for his brain …. Lucky because a zombie wanted it first. Just look for the skinny starving one!

He’s got fading patterns all over his arms. And look at the mental effort going into getting the mobile phone to do something… this is rocket surgery!

The head is nothing that a paper bag wouldn’t fix! Phwoar and stuff!

p1 said :

Phwoar! I’d hit it!

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever read on the internet

🙂

Me too. Ugh. He’s all puffy and splodgey looking. And then there’s the head. eeeek.

News.com.au ran the not-Pauline photos uncensored but put an oversized black banner over Carney’s groin in pic 3. Where’s the gender equality?

Can a prehensile tail be used to operate a mobile phone?

neanderthalsis2:59 pm 01 Apr 09

Furry Jesus said :

If Todd Carney and Shane Warne had a baby…

It would have a prehensile tail.

We’re seeing devolution in progress here.

If Todd Carney and Shane Warne had a baby…

la mente torbida said :

The gene pool is getting diluted here

… and suspiciously warm and yellowish.

p1 said :

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever read on the internet

🙂

Why, thank you, p1!

: D

la mente torbida2:27 pm 01 Apr 09

The gene pool is getting diluted here

Phwoar! I’d hit it!

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever read on the internet 🙂

Phwoar! I’d hit it!

*lol*

peterh said :

LOL!
Microtodd!! classic! well done skid!

+1.

(that’s the new way of saying “me too”).

Jazz said :

some months later? who the hell sends nude photos some ‘months’ after getting some yourself (should you be inclined to trade nude photos of yourself in the first place)

It probably took him that long to work out how to use the camera and how to send it.

He is soooo thick. Scary thick, it is a surprise he can walk upright.

Skidbladnir said :

Jazz, my reading is that the ‘some months later’ is from the point in time to which the ‘sacked from the Raiders’ refers. Otherwise thats quite a dry spell.

“…sacked from the Canberra Raiders after a string of high-profile drunken misdemeanours said he had forwarded the photos to a girl he met on social network site Facebook some months later after she exchanged a lewd photograph of herself…”

IE: He was sacked because of his misdemeanours, then some months down the track met her on Facebook, she sent him a lewd photo, he sent back some happy snaps of the microTodd in exchange.

LOL!
Microtodd!! classic! well done skid!

Truly classy

Jazz, my reading is that the ‘some months later’ is from the point in time to which the ‘sacked from the Raiders’ refers. Otherwise thats quite a dry spell.

“…sacked from the Canberra Raiders after a string of high-profile drunken misdemeanours said he had forwarded the photos to a girl he met on social network site Facebook some months later after she exchanged a lewd photograph of herself…”

IE: He was sacked because of his misdemeanours, then some months down the track met her on Facebook, she sent him a lewd photo, he sent back some happy snaps of the microTodd in exchange.

I second R. Slicker.

Dickhead or not, where’s the uncensored version?

And unfit – I would give my first bought CK jeans to have a bod like that.

It’s hard to believe he is a rugby player with that body. He barely looks like he lifts.

some months later? who the hell sends nude photos some ‘months’ after getting some yourself (should you be inclined to trade nude photos of yourself in the first place)

Poor Todd needs a minder. Or a friend. Or a girlfriend – or something.

He does looks a bit unhappy. The other two photos are just the same, with a big black box down below.

Still – for the first time ever, the Daily Tele has a big pic of unclothed man on the web cover, instead of bikini babes..progress..in a sad kid of way.

A Noisy Noise Annoys An Oyster11:17 am 01 Apr 09

neanderthalsis said :

Probably trying to find the zoom feature.

. . . or the macro.

neanderthalsis11:01 am 01 Apr 09

Probably trying to find the zoom feature.

R. Slicker said :

Where can I see the uncensored version?

Why would you want to? ewww! He looks like a small man.

Where can I see the uncensored version?

In that photo (the one in this thread, I’m not sick enough to want to see more), he looks pretty unhappy with whatever is on the phone.

Very embarrassing given the (apparent small) size of his package imho.

What a spanker!

Omg. How embarrassing for him.

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