Has anyone heard of the Ainslie S***ter?
Someone I know who lives there told me about a guerrilla defecator who has been taking random dumps on front lawns near her house.
They know its human because there is always toilet paper left as well.
Some neighbours resorted to putting up a “please stop s***ting here” sign.
Is this the Bum Laden of Canberra? Will this s***storm of terror never end?
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Anyone in Ainslie got a domestic methane production system?
Now this is the sort of s*** we should have on RA!!
This guy is not a myth here’s the proof – http://youtu.be/-41frDsZs8c
Also, a map of the previous targets – http://imm.io/XkaY
Now a new thread for GregJones map and video:
http://the-riotact.com/the-flight-of-the-bumblebee-mapped/95923
FXST01 said :
Yeah, but the guy will never achieve legend status with a name like the ‘Ainslie shi**er’
How about the Brown Bomber? Or the All Bran Bandit?
Or more cryptically, The Bumblebee (his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic)
FXST01 said :
What and be left with merely a smear,absolutely not!
Can we just wipe this thread and go on with our lives?
S*** happens.
poetix said :
Watson is more affluent than Ainslie, less effluent though.
Barcham said :
Alimentary, my dear Watson.
Look I think we might all be forgetting that these night time poopings may not be random.
We’re assuming this fiend is just targeting Ainslie, but has anyone looked for a connection between the specific locations? Do the victims have anything in common? Is there a pattern? If we plot out all the points of attack on a map and ties red string between them will they draw out a gruesome image?
Anyone have a list of the addresses that have been hit?
DrKoresh said :
Maybe the Narrabundah tyre slasher’s, alter ego.
bundah said :
Perhaps someone has already beat the crap out of them!
‘Before you call Canturf, call Canturd.’
Astroturding.
Robertson said :
Yeah but there would be consequences if you beat the crap out of them.
I can’t stop imagining him as some sort of costumed super villain. Although every imaginary costume I conjure up in my mind is a bit gross.
I know so many people who complain that other people just don’t give a sh*t about them. When someone finally does start giving a sh*t people still complain! Just no pleasing some people.
Just post a sign next to it “Download of the Day”
Spiral said :
Oh really, now you’re just being faeces-tious.
Sounds like that place must be a real dump!
I suppose we have all lived in a sh*tty place at one time.
Matt_Watts said :
Yes, but apparently all you have to do to get away with bashing someone is to hide in your house and tell the police to go away. I imagine that not giving up sample DNA would be as simple as saying “piss off, officer.” when they come to your door.
Not to mention that the culprit may not be from Ainslie themselves, but Hackett or Dickson or somewhere. The best criminal super-villains still abide by the old adage “don’t s*** where you sleep”.