The Ainslie S***ter?

DangerMouse 20 February 2013 53

Has anyone heard of the Ainslie S***ter?

Someone I know who lives there told me about a guerrilla defecator who has been taking random dumps on front lawns near her house.

They know its human because there is always toilet paper left as well.

Some neighbours resorted to putting up a “please stop s***ting here” sign.

Is this the Bum Laden of Canberra? Will this s***storm of terror never end?


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poetix poetix 2:57 pm 21 Feb 13

‘Before you call Canturf, call Canturd.’

Astroturding.

bundah bundah 2:53 pm 21 Feb 13

Robertson said :

bundah said :

Wouldn’t you just love to catch ’em in the act and rub their nose in it!

Not really, but it takes all sorts, I suppose.

Yeah but there would be consequences if you beat the crap out of them.

Barcham Barcham 2:34 pm 21 Feb 13

I can’t stop imagining him as some sort of costumed super villain. Although every imaginary costume I conjure up in my mind is a bit gross.

Spiral Spiral 1:29 pm 21 Feb 13

I know so many people who complain that other people just don’t give a sh*t about them. When someone finally does start giving a sh*t people still complain! Just no pleasing some people.

Paul0075 Paul0075 1:02 pm 21 Feb 13

Just post a sign next to it “Download of the Day”

DrKoresh DrKoresh 12:53 pm 21 Feb 13

Spiral said :

Sounds like that place must be a real dump!

I suppose we have all lived in a sh*tty place at one time.

Oh really, now you’re just being faeces-tious.

Spiral Spiral 12:50 pm 21 Feb 13

Sounds like that place must be a real dump!

I suppose we have all lived in a sh*tty place at one time.

DrKoresh DrKoresh 12:27 pm 21 Feb 13

Matt_Watts said :

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

Yes, but apparently all you have to do to get away with bashing someone is to hide in your house and tell the police to go away. I imagine that not giving up sample DNA would be as simple as saying “piss off, officer.” when they come to your door.

Not to mention that the culprit may not be from Ainslie themselves, but Hackett or Dickson or somewhere. The best criminal super-villains still abide by the old adage “don’t s*** where you sleep”.

Dilandach Dilandach 12:20 pm 21 Feb 13

Matt_Watts said :

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

Sure but only if they wanted to track someone down composed of corn and carrots.

Matt_Watts Matt_Watts 12:20 pm 21 Feb 13

poetix said :

Matt_Watts said :

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

Are you volunteering?

A man’s got to know his limitations. I’m afraid I don’t have the expertise.

poetix poetix 12:09 pm 21 Feb 13

Matt_Watts said :

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

Are you volunteering?

Robertson Robertson 12:07 pm 21 Feb 13

bundah said :

Wouldn’t you just love to catch ’em in the act and rub their nose in it!

Not really, but it takes all sorts, I suppose.

Matt_Watts Matt_Watts 12:04 pm 21 Feb 13

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

smilesr smilesr 8:30 am 21 Feb 13

You’re all crack-ing me up!

FXST01 FXST01 8:10 am 21 Feb 13

You help one neighbour fertilise their lawn and you get called the Ainslie S***ter.

poetix poetix 9:24 pm 20 Feb 13

They have diddly-squat chance of finding him…

Masquara Masquara 7:36 pm 20 Feb 13

LSWCHP said :

Actually, I hadn’t heard of the Ainslie s***ter before reading this post. And to tell the truth, I reckon I could’ve got by pretty well without hearing about him. Or her, unlikely as that may be.

I’m damn glad I’m not living in that neck of the woods right now.

Yeah – it’s kinda like Skid Row …

Ronnielane Ronnielane 5:32 pm 20 Feb 13

thebrownstreak69 said :

ToastFliesRED said :

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Must be a fcking big dog!

Wilfred 🙂

Diggety Diggety 4:58 pm 20 Feb 13

thebrownstreak69 said :

ToastFliesRED said :

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Must be a fcking big dog!

What would a brownstreak know about wiping butts?

…Hang on a minute, go on.

thebrownstreak69 thebrownstreak69 4:41 pm 20 Feb 13

ToastFliesRED said :

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Must be a fcking big dog!

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