The Ainslie S***ter?

DangerMouse 20 February 2013 53

Has anyone heard of the Ainslie S***ter?

Someone I know who lives there told me about a guerrilla defecator who has been taking random dumps on front lawns near her house.

They know its human because there is always toilet paper left as well.

Some neighbours resorted to putting up a “please stop s***ting here” sign.

Is this the Bum Laden of Canberra? Will this s***storm of terror never end?


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Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 10:20 am 20 Feb 13

Smoke less cones.

bundah bundah 10:33 am 20 Feb 13

Wouldn’t you just love to catch ’em in the act and rub their nose in it!

DrKoresh DrKoresh 10:59 am 20 Feb 13

Holden Caulfield said :

Smoke less cones.

You mean “fewer”, surely?

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

A_Cog A_Cog 10:59 am 20 Feb 13

I know who it is… it’s the Scatman! Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop…

But seriously, it’s a pretty awful thing to do on someone’s front lawn. The guy must be a real arsehole.

Now the Jerrabomberra residents who are living in fear of the slingshot bandit can see they don’t have it sooo bad.

arescarti42 arescarti42 11:08 am 20 Feb 13

Go down to Coles and buy one of those $30 android phones, install some IP camera software on it and stick it in your front window recording.

If the culprit is doing their business at night, then also get one of those motion activated floodlights.

Should be a good start.

Keijidosha Keijidosha 11:19 am 20 Feb 13

The answer is to build something like this:
http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 11:20 am 20 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

Holden Caulfield said :

Smoke less cones.

You mean “fewer”, surely?

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

No, I meant Less Cones™. 😛

ToastFliesRED ToastFliesRED 11:28 am 20 Feb 13

its the Brown Poo Poo Monster, a “natural” evolution from the Yellow Pee Pee Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V-_7Z7xt1g

Warning NSFW, do not watch if easily offended by modily functions. Do not watch if younger than 18, do not watch if over 18, do not watch if 18, do not try this at home or at your local shops. Just don’t watch it ok and don’t ask me how I know about it, ok I blame Tosh.0

Postalgeek Postalgeek 11:36 am 20 Feb 13

Does she live at Number 2?

Deref Deref 11:40 am 20 Feb 13

Keijidosha said :

The answer is to build something like this:
http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8

😀 So beautiful! So simple!

zorro29 zorro29 11:51 am 20 Feb 13

ewww…seriously???? it’s probably some hobo

Thumper Thumper 12:10 pm 20 Feb 13

I know who it is… it’s the Scatman! Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop…

Pay that man 🙂

OverLord OverLord 12:50 pm 20 Feb 13

We used to have someone at residences dump a turd in the general toilet tiled area, but not in the bowl. The Brownish Bomber as he/she came to be known.

FXST01 FXST01 1:13 pm 20 Feb 13

Happens at the ‘crack’ of dawn? He sounds poofessional though.

ToastFliesRED ToastFliesRED 2:05 pm 20 Feb 13

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Kerryhemsley Kerryhemsley 2:13 pm 20 Feb 13

Has Don Lane been resurrected and posting under the name of DangerMouse?

ToastFliesRED ToastFliesRED 2:31 pm 20 Feb 13

Maybe those two girls with that one cup finally had enough and have branched out?

LSWCHP LSWCHP 3:01 pm 20 Feb 13

Actually, I hadn’t heard of the Ainslie s***ter before reading this post. And to tell the truth, I reckon I could’ve got by pretty well without hearing about him. Or her, unlikely as that may be.

I’m damn glad I’m not living in that neck of the woods right now.

A_Cog A_Cog 4:12 pm 20 Feb 13

Kerryhemsley said :

Has Don Lane been resurrected and posting under the name of DangerMouse?

OMG the rumours about Don Lane’s preference for glass-topped tables still circulate…

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 4:37 pm 20 Feb 13

Postalgeek said :

Does she live at Number 2?

And have the nickname “Nugget”?

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