6 December 2010

The ApARTments for everyone?

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In October we looked at the novel advertising for the Apartments in New Acton.

Today we have photographic evidence of prospective buyers trying out the lawn furniture in the fourth floor garden.

Caption contest below please.

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Don’t bake for too long honey – or you’ll contradict the “very rare meat” branding conceit!

“Well, I didn’t know it was that type of bbq!”

georgesgenitals6:17 pm 04 Dec 10

“The price scared the pants off me”

“Me too”

Sitter 1 to sitter 2: “Is this photoshoot for something meant to go viral or what, do you know?”

Deano said :

If you’ve ever photographed two naked guys sunbathing and posted it on the Internet
these are the apartments for you.

This gets my vote.

Lucky were we call it art, it makes these the ap(f)artments for us.

“Oh Charles, weren’t we fortunate that young plumber laid that extra 9 inches of pipe the other day?”

“Yes Claude – and he did a great job on the lawn as well”

JessicaNumber8:12 am 04 Dec 10

kakosi said :

The “grass” is fake but the garden beds are real. As for naked men sitting on the communal garden benches can I just say EWWWWWWWW – they could at least be sitting on a towel :/

And under a towel. And wrapped in a towel.

If you are a frood who knows where his towel is, these are not the apartments for you!

Pixels at the bottom of the garden.

Holden Caulfield said :

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Unless you live in Charnwood and need a doctor.

The “grass” is fake but the garden beds are real. As for naked men sitting on the communal garden benches can I just say EWWWWWWWW – they could at least be sitting on a towel :/

Holden Caulfield9:48 pm 03 Dec 10

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

“Revealing views!”

OR

“They’re all they’re cracked up to be”.

Andrew at been looking for the right time to tell Paul how he felt. He figured today was it.

Gungahlin Al8:18 pm 03 Dec 10

“I can’t believe I trusted the salesman when he told me this phone’s camera would be as good as a normal camera.”

JessicaNumber7:01 pm 03 Dec 10

If you fear sunburn, these are not the apartments for you!

capn_pugwash5:16 pm 03 Dec 10

which one is the RE agent and which one is the buyer??

But is it art?

where’s fido?

….
if you love clothes, these are not the apartments for you…

….
hang out with the best equipment at the best apartments.

….
come play! [hang on, that didn’t work… d’oh[a]!]

B.Y.O towel

Amanda Hugankis4:45 pm 03 Dec 10

“Double duty (ooo er) … if you cross your leg thusley, it prevents tackle tangle in the arty garden chaise, AND your inner thigh gets a decent tanning”.

Pommy bastard4:43 pm 03 Dec 10

ACT Labour Govt take political correctness to the extreme, by mandating each new apartment block should have one apartment reserved for hermaphrodites.

If you’ve ever photographed two naked guys sunbathing and posted it on the Internet
these are the apartments for you.

Don’t you just love how they laid the lawn…………….now, speaking of getting laid…..

Pommy bastard4:24 pm 03 Dec 10

ok Josh, you whistle up the sex aid, I’ll get the peanut butter…

maybe they should change from apartments to cottaging

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