28 November 2006

the curse of secret santa

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Despite voting against it, office democracy has led me to take part in forced secret santa gift giving.

I want to buy a pirate flag for the blokes bicycle. Like those idiot orange bobbing flags, but with a jolly roger. I cant spend more than ten bucks.

Any bicycle deviants out there know if such a product is available in the ACT ?

And despite my best attempts, i know im going to get something quite shit.

Curse you secret santa.

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I’m up to my neck in the fucnging things at the moment ant, would you like a filled or an unfilled one ?

The ultimate bogcatcher.

What’s a “diaper”?

Stay late one night and replace all the gifts with adult diapers.

I think a bus ticket to Queanbeyan is a good little christmas present, although it’ll quickly eat up your $10 budget.

Woody Mann-Caruso9:14 am 29 Nov 06

$10 in an envelope – or $10 worth of fuel saver dockets if you’re feeling harsh.

You can get mucho pirate merchandise from toy section of target or a small pirate kit from toys r us. I think its a grand idea.

Vic Bitterman8:10 pm 28 Nov 06

Get him a driver’s licence. I’m sure, as a cyclist, he can use it to learn how to obey road rules.

I found a very nice instant nun outfit at Hot Dollar a while back – complete with wimple and collar.

Buy him an edible g-string. But only if the gifts are anonymous.

Buy him AWB! etc.

humbug!!

‘Who got me the little toy army man. I specifically asked for a gift certificate.’

hahaha. I notice some of them have things sticking out of their helmets as well. I assume these are so they can listen to the radio.

Cable ties poking up – apparently good for magpies. I like the baseball bat myself 🙂

Just give a lump of coal with a note saying they were on the naughty list.

Absent Diane2:33 pm 28 Nov 06

I managed to get out of my secret santa… I just flat chat refused to participate.. ah the life of the perennial shit stirrer…

hahaha. I notice some of them have things sticking out of their helmets as well. I assume these are so they can listen to the radio.

Ebay.

if you have no leads – my brother is a screen printer – he could bang something up for ya if you supply design. All you would have to do then is fabricate a “pole” for it.

funny shop @ city markets will help you out.

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