The flight of the Bumblebee mapped

johnboy 25 February 2013 22

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Five days ago DangerMouse alerted the community to the Ainslie S***ter.

Last night Justin Heywood suggested the more appropriate title of “The Bumblebee” (his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic).

This afternoon

GregJones

This guy is not a myth here’s the proof – http://youtu.be/-41frDsZs8c

Also, a map of the previous targets – http://imm.io/XkaY

Now if you should be The Bumblebee, or know him or her, Barcham would love to interview them. Email joel@the-riotact.com to make contact.


UPDATE: Barcham appears to have cracked the code:

So I’ve been focussing all of my investigative prowess onto this case and after carefully reviewing the evidence I believe I have a solid idea where the Bumblebee will strike next. I propose we get together a team to stake out these locations for the next week or so.

map prediction


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gospeedygo gospeedygo 12:21 pm 01 Mar 13

Pork Hunt said :

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

That is one aspect of WWII history I am unaware of, would you care to elaborate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRyUZYIvPM&bpctr=1362102585

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 5:35 pm 26 Feb 13

dungfungus said :

bundah said :

Has anyone submitted the turd for analysis in order to determine whether the turd dumper is turdfaced?

The presence of keyways on the stool can indicate the perpetrator has haemorrhoids.

With a user name like yours, who is going to argue with that theory?

Paul0075 Paul0075 1:13 pm 26 Feb 13

At least it’s on the footpath. You have less chance of stepping in it because it’s easier to see.

dungfungus dungfungus 8:15 am 26 Feb 13

bundah said :

Has anyone submitted the turd for analysis in order to determine whether the turd dumper is turdfaced?

The presence of keyways on the stool can indicate the perpetrator has haemorrhoids.

bundah bundah 9:47 pm 25 Feb 13

Has anyone submitted the turd for analysis in order to determine whether the turd dumper is turdfaced?

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 9:33 pm 25 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

Hey you guys, I have this lovely glass table for sale. All you need extra is to find a woman willing to do the deed.

Bids start at $125

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 9:02 pm 25 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

You’re driving this bus, I’m just hanging onto the strap…

DrKoresh DrKoresh 8:49 pm 25 Feb 13

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 8:46 pm 25 Feb 13

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

That is one aspect of WWII history I am unaware of, would you care to elaborate?

dungfungus dungfungus 7:12 pm 25 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 6:40 pm 25 Feb 13

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

There was zero effort put into presentation in the video. Clearly, this person has never decorated a cake for example and clearly must be a male.

Girt_Hindrance Girt_Hindrance 4:45 pm 25 Feb 13

(his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic).

Maybe his movements are regular and motions erratic?

DrKoresh DrKoresh 4:42 pm 25 Feb 13

pptvb said :

I’ve heard that plastic soft drink bottles of water, placed around your yard, will deter him.

And keep your air free of cigarette smoke?

DrKoresh DrKoresh 4:41 pm 25 Feb 13

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

pptvb pptvb 4:34 pm 25 Feb 13

I’ve heard that plastic soft drink bottles of water, placed around your yard, will deter him.

Jivrashia Jivrashia 4:31 pm 25 Feb 13

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

astrojax astrojax 4:30 pm 25 Feb 13

we know this defecator is male how?

martyo martyo 4:28 pm 25 Feb 13

it’s forming a turd on the map! Genius level trolling….

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 4:14 pm 25 Feb 13

So gross. Are they hitting the same houses over and over or is it a new place every time?

poetix poetix 4:13 pm 25 Feb 13

The glasses placed (or installed) near the poo looked vaguely hipster.

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