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The Mully Cup – A call for ideas

johnboy 4 May 2010 64

Right up to the last Justin “Mully” Williams thought he could run from the law.

Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.

Sadly for Mully it’s hard to run away from much with a torn aorta.

Mully’s passing also triggered a record number of comments on a story on this site. Currently standing at 480.

So in Mully’s memory we’d like to commission a trophy for the most comment creating Canberran in a given month. We won’t hand the trophy over, because we’d like to get it back, but we will get names engraved on it.

Now the question for you dear reader is this: What would a suitable trophy be?

A large screwdriver? An airbag?

Let us know in the comments and we’ll run a poll on it later.


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Weaselburger Weaselburger 8:50 am 05 May 10

How about a black sheep, or better yet go to the glassworks and get someone to mould you a head with a Penis on it… Classy and it can be engraved. tell me where and I’ll chip in money for that.

JC JC 11:58 pm 04 May 10

A steaming pile of sh*t in a milo tin

Pandy Pandy 9:12 pm 04 May 10

Wait for the coronory report on that cut aorta story JB.

moneypenny2612 moneypenny2612 9:09 pm 04 May 10

Now I know Google is no oracle, but if you enter the search term define:mully you get a single result, which I find strangely appropriate if not exactly parochial.

It is an entry from the New Jersey Diner Slang Dictionary:

Mully – beef stew, so called because “Bossy” was a common name for a cow. -Synonyms: Bossy in a bowl.
[‘Mully’ is a synonym of Bossy according to the same dictionary, if you look hard enough]

http://www.dinercapital.com/dictionary/

So a soup bowl full of beef – as close to a Mully Cup as you can get.

Perhaps a high quality cut if the Canberran of the month is a person of merit. And a cheap cut or something a bit rotten for a winner who has more in common with the prize’s name-sake.

If all that fails, there is always the mulligrub – sometimes it is spelt with a ‘y’.

What about the Mully Grub of the Month?

Anna Key Anna Key 9:01 pm 04 May 10

“Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.

Sadly for Mully it’s hard to run away from much with a torn aorta.”

The Waltzing Matilda award for “You’ll never take me alive said he”

And his ghost maybe heard as you pass by that underpass…

Mr Evil Mr Evil 8:48 pm 04 May 10

A plastic bucket: to represent the vessel that Mully should have been placed into after being aborted!

bd84 bd84 8:26 pm 04 May 10

Inappropriate said :

An oversized hammer, for being a big tool.

I think a giant spanner would work better.

Maybe we could get a picture of Mully and someone can draw a penis on his head (in lieu of his signiture). Otherwise, I’d suggest we chip in the cost of a return taxi fare to the Woden Cemetery so the winner can urinate on his grave, creating an award in his “honor” is showing too much respect for a piece of scum.

CraigT CraigT 7:57 pm 04 May 10

Nobody else will ever, ever beat Mully.

Simultaneously on bail from limp-wristed magistrates in two separate police jurisdictions he steals yet another car, drives with his customary excess of speed and abysmal lack of skills and manages a high-speed lethal T-bone on a car full of stolen property being driven by a fellow-criminal and killing a third junkie criminal in the process.

That is A+ gold-plated unbeatable Mulliness.

The only way he could have done better is if during his funeral his corpse had exploded out of its coffin, covering all his extended scumbag family and other fellow-scrotes in anthrax.

gospeedygo gospeedygo 6:59 pm 04 May 10

Six pack of woodies and a broken condom.

Pork Hunt Pork Hunt 6:33 pm 04 May 10

PBO said

“Or you could just shit in a schooner glass and take a photo…”

How do you fit a turd into a schooner glass?

Spideydog Spideydog 6:21 pm 04 May 10

Holden Caulfield said :

From the OP: “Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.”

His parents would be sooooo proud ….. oh wait, they are !!!!

p1 p1 6:20 pm 04 May 10

While the trophy may well be awarded to someone who would rather not be associated with the actions of Mully, if it is going to be the Mully Cop, it really should be something that represents Mully. And be a cup.

From a historical interest point of view, I wonder what are the top 10 threads of all time?

pepmeup pepmeup 5:27 pm 04 May 10

how about a fake gold plated jimmy bar mounted on a fake wood laminate plaque? Its super classy and would look great on the wall of any high end room

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 5:10 pm 04 May 10

johnboy said :

Here and now. But I’m confident of my source.

Wow!

As for the trophy, a Police badge, or stuffed Kenny Koala puppet, perhaps?

motleychick motleychick 4:21 pm 04 May 10

neanderthalsis said :

A miniature of Tinman from the Wizard of Oz. If only he had a brain…

Wasn’t the scarecrow the one that needed a brain? I thought Tinman wanted a hreat.

facet facet 4:14 pm 04 May 10

PBO said :

I for one think that it is high time someone stole the Bogan St sign from Kaleen and made it into a trophy and this seems like quite the appropriate reason to do so, there is a Mulley st in Holder but I would leave that one.

This sign has already been stolen so many times it is now placed half way up a street-light, better get a ladder son, better get a long one.

Feathergirl Feathergirl 4:11 pm 04 May 10

Damn it I typed for too long someone beat me to the Facebook idea… hats off to you Postalgeek.

Feathergirl Feathergirl 4:10 pm 04 May 10

I had to think about this whole idea for a bit… What if the most comment creating Canberran for the month is say a great doctor who has cured a disease or a scientist who has discovered something that could improve lives, the environment or our climate? Maybe some beautiful Canberran will write a great musical or form art that not only makes the territory money but makes the world a better place? Perhaps a small child will be offered one wish, and with a lisping voice he shyly stutters, ‘I wish all the poor children would have as much food as they like.’ *sob. sob*

Actually, I can’t ever see that happening. How about nobb-jocky of the month get their photo on the Canberra Slutz facebook page??

Postalgeek Postalgeek 4:01 pm 04 May 10

Maybe winners can have their names placed on an ill-advised facebook group.

astrojax astrojax 3:31 pm 04 May 10

a red traffic light?

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