The Mully Cup for December 2012 goes to... Freddy Vegan!

bikhet said :

Deref said :

Freddy’s probably a Jain. They’re vegans who walk around naked and carry little brushes with them, which they use to brush off any places on which they’re going to sit so that no bugs or ants or bacteria are killed by their cheeks when they sit down.

Only true for Digambara ascetics. The Digambara laity and the Svetambara wear clothes.

😀 Thanks for that.

And I don’t hate Freddy – I find him endlessly amusing.

FreddyVegan said :

What an honour, many thanks to all my haters, so basically the whole readership.

Well not the whole readership. I’d never heard of you until now.

I’d like to join the ranks of non FV haters. Hate is emotionally draining, and I reserve it for a deserving few.

I don’t have much regard for the opinions he expressed in the OP, but they were interesting opinions and brought about some amusing discussion.

So now hate here, and I’d honestly be surprised if there was any hate for him anywhere on RA.

thebrownstreak69 said :

FreddyVegan said :

What an honour, many thanks to all my haters, so basically the whole readership.

I’m not a hater. I’d eat you slow-cooked, with lots of smoky barbeque sauce!

If what I recall is correct (sorry, offering no references today), human flesh tastes closer to pork than any other meat. Why? I don’t know but suspect it’s based on our natural omnivorous diet.

For that reason, I’d suggest a lovely maple syrup and apple glaze.

Are there any vegans that only consume nuts? It might be an interesting experiment to see how their flesh goes against a breed of pigs (possibly from France?) that are feed with acorns as their source of protein.

maybe freddy could eat some of this frankenfood…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/jan/05/the-future-of-food

thebrownstreak69 said :

FreddyVegan said :

thebrownstreak69 said :

FreddyVegan said :

What an honour, many thanks to all my haters, so basically the whole readership.

I’m not a hater. I’d eat you slow-cooked, with lots of smoky barbeque sauce!

Should it save the life of an innocent animal I shall sacrifice myself.

You had the back of you hand on your forehead while you typed that, right?

😀

Deref said :

Freddy’s probably a Jain. They’re vegans who walk around naked and carry little brushes with them, which they use to brush off any places on which they’re going to sit so that no bugs or ants or bacteria are killed by their cheeks when they sit down.

Only true for Digambara ascetics. The Digambara laity and the Svetambara wear clothes.

FreddyVegan said :

thebrownstreak69 said :

FreddyVegan said :

What an honour, many thanks to all my haters, so basically the whole readership.

I’m not a hater. I’d eat you slow-cooked, with lots of smoky barbeque sauce!

Should it save the life of an innocent animal I shall sacrifice myself.

And you wonder why Vegans are seen generally as crackpots by the world at large. Comments like this don’t do the Vegan cause any favours whatsoever.

DrKoresh said :

Don’t you care about the bacteria and insects that die as a result of your existence, Freddy? Or does the animal have to be fuzzy and wuvable to be considered innocent. It’s the arbitrariness of what counts as an innocent animal in veganism that s***s me.

That’s not fair!

Freddy’s probably a Jain. They’re vegans who walk around naked and carry little brushes with them, which they use to brush off any places on which they’re going to sit so that no bugs or ants or bacteria are killed by their cheeks when they sit down.

Don’t you care about the bacteria and insects that die as a result of your existence, Freddy? Or does the animal have to be fuzzy and wuvable to be considered innocent. It’s the arbitrariness of what counts as an innocent animal in veganism that s***s me.