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The new Rudd Ministry

By johnboy 1 July 2013 35

Thumper has sent through details of the new Ministry, announced by tweet because that’s how proper process works:

Rudd Ministry announced July by Latika M Bourke

We hope they enjoy the brief frolic.


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Diggety 10:02 am 02 Jul 13

I’d really like a reasonable timeframe to evaluate Rudd’s new ministry before the election, but then again I was over this election in March and want it over with.

Bit of a pickle…

neanderthalsis 9:08 am 02 Jul 13

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Mr Evil said :

Why didn’t Jesus save Senator Conroy – after all the effort Conroy put into trying to sanitise the interwebs?

Conroy can eat my s***. That man had no idea about anything tech wise. He also ran a hate campaign against the interwebs in general, video games, and small breasted women(and the men who enjoy small breasts).

Eff that man, he can eat my poop forever.

But who else will save society from those horrid, nasty men who like to view pr0n and play vidya games from the privacy of their own homes and who in doing so do not harm anyone else. And as for small breasted women, well, they’re just not matronly enough. All women should, by decree of Stephen Conroy, be called Brunhilda and have the stature of a Fernando Botero nude; anything else is indecent and only encourages pederasty.

Thumper 8:37 am 02 Jul 13

milkman said :

Mr Evil said :

And, where’s the Minister of Working Families?????

That would be the PRIME minister.

And the Minister for White Anting and Destabilisation?

Oh, that’s right, that would be Rudd again….

milkman 6:43 am 02 Jul 13

Mr Evil said :

And, where’s the Minister of Working Families?????

That would be the PRIME minister.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 9:51 pm 01 Jul 13

Mr Evil said :

Why didn’t Jesus save Senator Conroy – after all the effort Conroy put into trying to sanitise the interwebs?

Conroy can eat my s***. That man had no idea about anything tech wise. He also ran a hate campaign against the interwebs in general, video games, and small breasted women(and the men who enjoy small breasts).

Eff that man, he can eat my poop forever.

Mr Evil 8:31 pm 01 Jul 13

And, where’s the Minister of Working Families?????

Mr Evil 8:31 pm 01 Jul 13

Why didn’t Jesus save Senator Conroy – after all the effort Conroy put into trying to sanitise the interwebs?

switch 5:22 pm 01 Jul 13

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

Since when has knowing anything about your portfolio been a requirement for a Minister? There are too many examples where it would be a big liability!

PrinceOfAles 5:04 pm 01 Jul 13

astrojax said :

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

surely whyatt earp from wa is of an age to use the remote control while surfing the net and listening to wicked tunes on his i-pod, so tech’d up to the max? o right, he’s a young thug, err liberal…

I would have thought he would know more about gun slinging and cattle rustling

astrojax 4:37 pm 01 Jul 13

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

surely whyatt earp from wa is of an age to use the remote control while surfing the net and listening to wicked tunes on his i-pod, so tech’d up to the max? o right, he’s a young thug, err liberal…

Spitfire3 4:24 pm 01 Jul 13

spinact said :

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

What about Turnbull, isn’t he “Mr Broadband”?

He’s Mr Fraudband.

spinact 4:00 pm 01 Jul 13

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

What about Turnbull, isn’t he “Mr Broadband”?

Deref 2:01 pm 01 Jul 13

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

Masquara 1:40 pm 01 Jul 13

astrojax said :

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

well, big tone is at least a genuine supporter of the arts, so it is in good hands, even if the hands are attached to a weird body!

i’m assuming the goverment agencies won’t be mog’d and we’ll be back to the beginining again – portfolios with two agencies, agencies with two ministers. what was that about deja vu again?

They’ve long stopped bothering to MOG arts, email-wise anyway. Arts are still on the PM&C email system …. and weirdly sitting between various departmental web identities. So Tony Burke pops up on the Regional website as one of the ministers …. even though Arts is no longer part of Regional … but part of Environment. Clear signal that no government is going to bother with Arts.

Gungahlin Al 1:40 pm 01 Jul 13

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

And…I find myself agreeing with Masquara. Mondays can be weird like that… 🙂
But what portfolio should it go with I wonder?

RegGrundies 1:24 pm 01 Jul 13

Lundy deserved the arse after the ASADA ‘let’s smear everybody with the same brush without having one bit of concrete evidence’ fiasco

Masquara 1:13 pm 01 Jul 13

Pork Hunt said :

farout said :

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

Actually, there’s a method behind the madness.
The Department of Immigration and Citizenship can now be legitimately abbreviated to DIAC with the addition of Arts.

What a pity we can’t have Department of Agriculture, Infrastructure, Resources and Youth (DAIRY). They could milk it for all it was worth…

Well that would have largely been Crean’s department, so I guess he can cry over it!

astrojax 1:12 pm 01 Jul 13

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

well, big tone is at least a genuine supporter of the arts, so it is in good hands, even if the hands are attached to a weird body!

i’m assuming the goverment agencies won’t be mog’d and we’ll be back to the beginining again – portfolios with two agencies, agencies with two ministers. what was that about deja vu again?

HiddenDragon 12:55 pm 01 Jul 13

johnboy said :

Interesting kicking out the smartest guy in the room.

I’m guessing Rudd wants a Ministry that won’t argue with him.

He’s probably just letting his Mini-Me have a rest, until after the election.

Pork Hunt 12:31 pm 01 Jul 13

farout said :

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

Actually, there’s a method behind the madness.
The Department of Immigration and Citizenship can now be legitimately abbreviated to DIAC with the addition of Arts.

What a pity we can’t have Department of Agriculture, Infrastructure, Resources and Youth (DAIRY). They could milk it for all it was worth…

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