The new Rudd Ministry

I’d really like a reasonable timeframe to evaluate Rudd’s new ministry before the election, but then again I was over this election in March and want it over with.

Bit of a pickle…

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

Mr Evil said :

Why didn’t Jesus save Senator Conroy – after all the effort Conroy put into trying to sanitise the interwebs?

Conroy can eat my s***. That man had no idea about anything tech wise. He also ran a hate campaign against the interwebs in general, video games, and small breasted women(and the men who enjoy small breasts).

Eff that man, he can eat my poop forever.

But who else will save society from those horrid, nasty men who like to view pr0n and play vidya games from the privacy of their own homes and who in doing so do not harm anyone else. And as for small breasted women, well, they’re just not matronly enough. All women should, by decree of Stephen Conroy, be called Brunhilda and have the stature of a Fernando Botero nude; anything else is indecent and only encourages pederasty.

milkman said :

Mr Evil said :

And, where’s the Minister of Working Families?????

That would be the PRIME minister.

And the Minister for White Anting and Destabilisation?

Oh, that’s right, that would be Rudd again….

Mr Evil said :

And, where’s the Minister of Working Families?????

That would be the PRIME minister.

Mr Evil said :

Why didn’t Jesus save Senator Conroy – after all the effort Conroy put into trying to sanitise the interwebs?

Conroy can eat my s***. That man had no idea about anything tech wise. He also ran a hate campaign against the interwebs in general, video games, and small breasted women(and the men who enjoy small breasts).

Eff that man, he can eat my poop forever.

And, where’s the Minister of Working Families?????

Why didn’t Jesus save Senator Conroy – after all the effort Conroy put into trying to sanitise the interwebs?

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

Since when has knowing anything about your portfolio been a requirement for a Minister? There are too many examples where it would be a big liability!

astrojax said :

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

surely whyatt earp from wa is of an age to use the remote control while surfing the net and listening to wicked tunes on his i-pod, so tech’d up to the max? o right, he’s a young thug, err liberal…

I would have thought he would know more about gun slinging and cattle rustling

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

surely whyatt earp from wa is of an age to use the remote control while surfing the net and listening to wicked tunes on his i-pod, so tech’d up to the max? o right, he’s a young thug, err liberal…

spinact said :

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

What about Turnbull, isn’t he “Mr Broadband”?

He’s Mr Fraudband.

Deref said :

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

What about Turnbull, isn’t he “Mr Broadband”?

Lundy’s the only person in federal parliament with even the vaguest understanding of technology. She should have broadband all to herself.

astrojax said :

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

well, big tone is at least a genuine supporter of the arts, so it is in good hands, even if the hands are attached to a weird body!

i’m assuming the goverment agencies won’t be mog’d and we’ll be back to the beginining again – portfolios with two agencies, agencies with two ministers. what was that about deja vu again?

They’ve long stopped bothering to MOG arts, email-wise anyway. Arts are still on the PM&C email system …. and weirdly sitting between various departmental web identities. So Tony Burke pops up on the Regional website as one of the ministers …. even though Arts is no longer part of Regional … but part of Environment. Clear signal that no government is going to bother with Arts.

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

And…I find myself agreeing with Masquara. Mondays can be weird like that… 🙂
But what portfolio should it go with I wonder?

Lundy deserved the arse after the ASADA ‘let’s smear everybody with the same brush without having one bit of concrete evidence’ fiasco

Pork Hunt said :

farout said :

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

Actually, there’s a method behind the madness.
The Department of Immigration and Citizenship can now be legitimately abbreviated to DIAC with the addition of Arts.

What a pity we can’t have Department of Agriculture, Infrastructure, Resources and Youth (DAIRY). They could milk it for all it was worth…

Well that would have largely been Crean’s department, so I guess he can cry over it!

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

well, big tone is at least a genuine supporter of the arts, so it is in good hands, even if the hands are attached to a weird body!

i’m assuming the goverment agencies won’t be mog’d and we’ll be back to the beginining again – portfolios with two agencies, agencies with two ministers. what was that about deja vu again?

johnboy said :

Interesting kicking out the smartest guy in the room.

I’m guessing Rudd wants a Ministry that won’t argue with him.

He’s probably just letting his Mini-Me have a rest, until after the election.

farout said :

Masquara said :

Oh gawd so poor old Arts just gets hoiked along with whoever.

Actually, there’s a method behind the madness.
The Department of Immigration and Citizenship can now be legitimately abbreviated to DIAC with the addition of Arts.

What a pity we can’t have Department of Agriculture, Infrastructure, Resources and Youth (DAIRY). They could milk it for all it was worth…