The Wit and Wisdom of Jeff Manny. Part 2, Mutating Afghanis

johnboy 10 January 2012 33

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Back in June 2010 we noted with some mirth that Justice Gray had been particularly scathing about the self described “second richest and biggest business man in Belconnen“.

In October 2011 I was treated to an unpleasant evening of emails from Jeff Manny, air conditioning impressario (and former heavy advertiser during the cricket), who objected to our linking and quoting the findings of the Supreme Court.

And then a strange thing happened. It turns out the Jeff Manny runs an email list of some of the most powerful people in Australia (and the world as you will see) and periodically holds forth on many subjects.

Friends and family have found Jeff’s emails hilarious, I even print them out for a friend. So we’ve decided we really should be sharing them with the RiotACT audience.

Here is part two:

from: Jeff Manny jmanny@velocitynet.com.au

to: wilkie.andrew@bigpond.com.au, wayne.swan.mp@aph.gov.au, Emma Gilbert , Ehsan Abbasi, Rahul Kaul , ross.liddle@boq.com.au, tony .Windsor.MP@aph.gov.au, Tony.Abbott.MP@aph.gov.au, Youxin Zhao , Adam Z Zhang, iran-daily@iran-daily.com, “Iafrate, Gemma (T. Abbott, MP)”, Ivan Garanovich, Publisher@nytimes.com, presidentobama@yahoo.com, Paul Colagiuri Lawyer, PORTER, Phil.Kerr2@anz.com, andrew.Leigh.mp@aph.gov.au, aca@nine.com.au, anna.bligh@qld.gov.au, adam.bandt.mp@aph.gov.au, andrew.robb.mp@aph.gov.au, admin@dicksonlegal.com.au, Alex.Lam@blakedawson.com, ali.abdollaahi@yahoo.com, senator.bob.brown@aph.gov.au, senator.hanson-young@aph.gov.au, sales@skynews.com.au, squawkboxeurope@cnbc.com, shane.rattenbury@act.greens.org.au, senator.joyce@aph.gov.au, senator.xenophon@aph.gov.au, senator.lundy@aph.gov.au, dateline @sbs.com.au, David Hannes, david lardner, David.Quick@anz.com, david.greenberg@blakedawson.com, David Friend, foreign.news@thetimes.co.uk, “Farrow, Kelly (Sen B. Brown)”, gallagher@act.gov.au, Gary McGrath, harry.jenkins.mp@aph.gov.au, John Griffiths, jess.bukowski@dfat.gov.au, julie.bishop.mp@aph.gov.au, Julia.Abouaf@blakedawson.com, julia.gillard.mp@aph.gov.au, janette.lindesay@anu.edu.au, kevin.rudd.mp@aph.gov.au, kellie.paddock@rbsmorgans.com, kazukomann@aol.com, kerrianne@nine.com.au, zone legal, contentsales@skynews.com.au, Christopher Dibb, breakfast@your.abc.net.au, bob.katter.mp@aph.gov.au, news@dailytelegraph.com.au, noosha1358@yahoo.com, malcolm.turnbull.mp@aph.gov.au, Matthew.Roser@blakedawson.com, senator.rhiannon@aph.gov.au

date: Sun, Oct 30, 2011 at 1:05 PM

subject: Afghanis are Mutating as i warned you before

Dear Mr. Smith the defense minister

Please get out of Afghanistan now, before more Australians die in Afghanistan

There is no chance for the western world to win the war in Afghanistan

Afghanis are mutating now to defeat you, as I warned you before that there are 300 thousand of well armed and well trained of them now

Those 300 thousand of well armed and well trained never will be your side, doesn’t matter what
It goes back to the time of the Alexandra the great 2500 ago when he attached to Afghanistan and killed all the men and young boys
Raped all the women, occupied the land

It is the same in China, India and Japan, Africa and South America

The answer is not by killing, I know you want to say that you are not killing Chinese, Indians and Japanese any more
You just killed them on the past and now that they are strong you can not and do not want to kill them because they are stronger

They got stronger to kill you, in fact they will kill 300 millions of you, I have identified the bug in their culture which is embedded
For a long time

Do you know why? Just look at the Allan Joyce of the Qantas, he put a torture to 80,000 Australian stranded all around the world to prove a double standard point,

In one breath he says that the Qantas can’t afford the rise of the minimum paid worker who gets $40k a year ($800 per week before tax and $600 after tax
Pays $600 rent or mortgage per week and if wife is lucky gets another $600 per week to pay all the expenses like food, clothing, bills ect) and he himself gets
$2 million a year pay rise on top of $3 millions the base salary ($100,000 a week)

Is this $100k per week is a blood money? Is Alan Joyce is a mass executioner to get such a high pay? Is action of Allan Joyce a coup to bring the Federal Labor down?
Who is behind this plot? it can’t be Allan by himself, I reckon the main target is either to bring the Federal government down or inflect a big damage

Julia Gillard, you know the Universe’s solution to this, bring Qantas back to ownership of people of Australia and I told you how to do it in my pervious email

I tell you a short storey about Mohammad prophet of Islam “one day a woman bring her child to Mohammad and ask him to tell to her child that don’t eat Dates,
Mohammad replies to the woman that I have just eaten a Date (desert fruit), therefore I can’t tell the child that don’t eat Dates”

This is what I am talking in one had Alan Joyce gets $2 millions rise who really doesn’t need it that much since he already gets $3 millions a year, then
On the other hand, declare a war against lowest paid worker with a big bang against the people (Australians) paying his entire pays

I am astonished that a company and its CEO kicking people on their face (Australians) who feed him, Qantas just made bloody $500 millions profit for a year
It is not that Qantas can’t afford it, you people got no idea how bad it is to be stranded other side of the world, I have experienced it and it is not good

Now you can see why am I fighting against Globalization and privatization, this is the result of it the same way that private arm makers sending innocent American
Soldiers to the Vietnam to get killed in a gruesome way just to sell their weapons to the American public for more profits

I want survival of human race on earth, better living of human race on earth and preserving justice on earth

Kind regards

Jeff Manny

[Photo by The U.S. Army CC BY 2.0]


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33 Responses to The Wit and Wisdom of Jeff Manny. Part 2, Mutating Afghanis
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fgzk fgzk 10:34 am 12 Jan 12

Zombie movie plot line.

DermottBanana said :

I’m confused. Would the Afghanis mutate faster or slower if they learnt to queue, and use deoderant?

DermottBanana DermottBanana 9:53 am 12 Jan 12

I’m confused. Would the Afghanis mutate faster or slower if they learnt to queue, and use deoderant?

VicePope VicePope 8:00 am 12 Jan 12

There seem to be several possible interpretations. It may be that JM suffers from some kind of psychological condition, the nature of which would be clear to an expert. It may be that he’s clever and pretending for some reason to have a condition of some kind. It may be that these fulminations were crafted in an attempt to parody someone with a few missing bits, such as a shockjock or Senator Humphries’ ghostwriter. It may be that they were written in a state of frustration, intoxication or extreme tiredness. Or it may be that, despite JM’s business successes, he’s not been able to mastered written communication to the level most would expect.

In other words, and while this stuff is highly amusing, it may be safer to ignore it unless and until someone with a clue about such things identifies it as harmless. I am concerned about the possibility of mocking someone who is mentally ill. I am less concerned about giving airtime to someone seeking attention.

Mr Evil Mr Evil 8:26 pm 11 Jan 12

I actually gave up reading this tripe about half way through – but from what I can tell, it appears that Jeff wants to date a mutilated Afghani who looks like a cross between Allan Joyce and Julia Gillard.

johnboy johnboy 10:03 am 11 Jan 12

harvyk1 said :

So far both these emails where written and sent during the middle of the Qantas grounding (look at the dates). Given their tone one could easily imagine Mr Manny was stuck at an airport somewhere during the grounding and getting more and more pissed off.

I myself have experienced been stuck at an airport in the past just waiting for an unknown amount of time not knowing when you will be travelling can be a very frustraiting time. Whilst I probably wouldn’t start sending out emails to MP’s \ media outlets and business people ranting about the event and how much hatrid I have for the person who caused the delay, I could easily understand someone wanting to do that to blow of steam.

If you want me to think that Mr Manny is infact a loon, you will need to show me a rant which is not about Qantas, and especially not written during a time which at least 80,000 people had good reason to be annoyed at them for stranding them away from home, as I expect Mr Manny’s letter was not the only unintelligable one written about the subject over that weekend.

patience dear boy, patience.

harvyk1 harvyk1 9:55 am 11 Jan 12

So far both these emails where written and sent during the middle of the Qantas grounding (look at the dates). Given their tone one could easily imagine Mr Manny was stuck at an airport somewhere during the grounding and getting more and more pissed off.

I myself have experienced been stuck at an airport in the past just waiting for an unknown amount of time not knowing when you will be travelling can be a very frustraiting time. Whilst I probably wouldn’t start sending out emails to MP’s \ media outlets and business people ranting about the event and how much hatrid I have for the person who caused the delay, I could easily understand someone wanting to do that to blow of steam.

If you want me to think that Mr Manny is infact a loon, you will need to show me a rant which is not about Qantas, and especially not written during a time which at least 80,000 people had good reason to be annoyed at them for stranding them away from home, as I expect Mr Manny’s letter was not the only unintelligable one written about the subject over that weekend.

Mumbucks Mumbucks 11:11 pm 10 Jan 12

LSWCHP said :

Many members of my family have suffered mental illness at some stage of their lives, including one who commited suicide at a relatively young age.

And I spent many years married to a woman who was and is a violent, raving, narcissistic, substance-abusing, sociopathic nutjob.

All of them, on their worst days, made more sense than this bloke.

He seems like a wrong’un. Personally, I’d be careful about winding him up because his behaviour may be unpredictable.

Agreed.
I think it would be prudent to let this go.

LSWCHP LSWCHP 10:43 pm 10 Jan 12

Many members of my family have suffered mental illness at some stage of their lives, including one who commited suicide at a relatively young age.

And I spent many years married to a woman who was and is a violent, raving, narcissistic, substance-abusing, sociopathic nutjob.

All of them, on their worst days, made more sense than this bloke.

He seems like a wrong’un. Personally, I’d be careful about winding him up because his behaviour may be unpredictable.

The Antichrist The Antichrist 10:07 pm 10 Jan 12

all that dribble and I still don’t know what the Afghans are mutating into ? Robotic Richard Simmons’s ?

Diggety Diggety 8:55 pm 10 Jan 12

I’m no bleeding heart at the best of times, but has anyone considered the possibility this guy may have some sort of mental illness?

Skyring Skyring 8:12 pm 10 Jan 12

Absolutely bizarre!

RiotACT certainly gets around – I found the Manny rant on Zite! Under the Qantas tag.

spinact spinact 8:02 pm 10 Jan 12

I can see the various minister’s offices struggling to figure out which other Minister to transfer this ministerial to. PM&C, Defence, DFAT, Transport?

Straight to the NFA pile please.

Girt_Hindrance Girt_Hindrance 7:31 pm 10 Jan 12

I just see synapses firing all over the place. The connections he makes are scant, and at the end, I feel like I’ve watched a Simpsons Episode, can’t quite see how we ended up where we did. I haven’t met him, but kinda feel for him a little… Medic!

matt31221 matt31221 6:58 pm 10 Jan 12

I don’t think this letter is funny. It is frightening, to me it appears that Mr Manny is suffering from a psychotic break as the letter makes little sense. Are you sure that Jeff Manny actually wrote this? Is it a wind up or somebody trying to slur his name? The email address it was send from could of been created by anyone starting a velocity account.

If it is him, and he has managed to hold down all these businesses – I would make an uneducated guess that he is suffering from Bi-Polar disorder and when he writes these kind of letters he is experiencing temporary psychosis. I hope he gets help. This is def not funny.

Postalgeek Postalgeek 6:41 pm 10 Jan 12

Primal said :

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

In this case the wheel is spinning, but the fish is dead.

veronicamars veronicamars 4:58 pm 10 Jan 12

Thank you for posting Jeff Manny’s emails. I have had the misfortune of doing business with this man and it gives me such pleasure to see his crazy rants made public.

Perhaps he has a mental illness and I should feel sorry for him. But this could be a ploy to give people the illusion that he has a mental illness, thus exonerating him from his shady business practices.

Peewee Slasher Peewee Slasher 3:45 pm 10 Jan 12

Amanda Hugankis said :

Manny-speak … as amusing as lolcats …

And I love the bit where he tells Julia ‘and I told you how to do it in my pervious email’ … yeah, Julia … the one with all the holes in it?! Don’t you remember?!!

Obviously he’s not well … which makes it slightly less funny, but I do have tears running down my face. Does that make me a bad person?

Obviously? Really? I confirm that you are not a bad person.

Karma has visited Mr Manny for all his effects on other people from his business dealings.:)

NoImRight NoImRight 2:14 pm 10 Jan 12

Thumper said :

NoImRight said :

I feel like some dates

12th of March?

Yes that’s a good one. 9th of November woudl make a nice bookend for it.

Mumbucks Mumbucks 2:14 pm 10 Jan 12

It’s time to light the lights ..it time to get things started for the Manny show tonight!

Thoroughly Smashed Thoroughly Smashed 1:56 pm 10 Jan 12

NoImRight said :

I feel like some dates

The skin gets stuck in my teeth. Ugh.

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