There are no mates in Parliament House

Mufftard?

That’s gold. 😉

sam

please, for our safety, stay off the rabbit pellets and toasted lettuce . . . ok?

Uh oh, bad song coming on again….
“Pillory Henfold lays an egg, doo dah, doo dah
Bangs her head and winds up dead, doo dah doo dah day…”

Erm, sorry if somebody just had a brain melt after reading that…

Pillory Henfold.

Millions of variations, one delicious punchline. It’s an oldy but a goody.

It’s better than calling them bastards.

and Bulldog… that used to be a joke aimed at Doug Anthony when I first heard it hehehe

Let’s all go to the hill and call everyone mate….walk around calling out to everyone “G’day mate”

WTF….. isn’t this country a democathingy… I can appreciate people not liking words such as f*ck, c*nt, m*fftard, – words which I use on a daily basis… but banning a word like mate.. it would certainly encourage me to get my gun if I had one and fire randomly…. no wonder you here so many stories of security guards going postal…

The fact that a ban on the word mate could be put on security guards in the first place is bloody scary. It’s comforting that there was such a backlash, but what if there hadn’t been a backlash? What if there’d been some other major event in the news that got everyone’s attention instead?

I usually don’t like using the word ‘un-Australian’, but that it surely what the person who ordered this ban is, and that person should be fuckin fired.

Well allow me to share it with you…

There’s a big argument in Parliament; everyone is yelling and screaming at each other, carrying on like a pack of schoolkids.

All of the sudden this tall bloke in an akubra and drizabone stands up and yells,
“Take is easy everyone, listen to me, I’m a country member”.

All goes quiet and from somewhere up the back someone mutters,
“Yeah, I remember”.

Off topix, but I’m sure you appreciate it all the more when you picture J-Ho telling big Kim he’s a member…