I was considering letting this one through to the keeper but Nik The Pig has prevailed upon me.
The Canberra Times is having a field day with the trials of a 70 year old man who put a fork where it shouldn’t have been.
The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position.
Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and “copious lubrication” while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.
The International Journal of Surgery has picked up the unusual case and from hence it’s returned to Canberra.
So if you know a 70 year old who was walking funny a few months ago be careful around their cutlery.
UPDATE: Meanwhile CanMeme has had a return to form: