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Treat your loved ones to some near pain.

By Pommy bastard - 11 March 2009 42

For Xmas, my good lady wife bought me, as one of my treats, a couple of vouchers for  “Foot and Thai”. Due to circumstance, today was the first free day I have had to have one. The place is up near the Pot Belly pub. Unprepossessing to look at, but once you get inside it’s a whole different matter.

The reception staff were welcoming and accommodating. The reception area itself was smart and clean, very minimalist. I was soon called in by the masseur. I had opted to use my voucher for the “Traditional Thai”. I was shown along a row of cubicles, very smartly laid out, and warm, to and into one with a standard massage table. There were scents in the air, but nothing too overbearing. I was allowed to change on my own, then the masseur came in and for the next hour I was wrung out like a damp cloth. It was fantastic. From the soles of my feet to the hair on my scalp, (almost) every part of me got squeezed and pummeled and kneaded. I cannot say that it was consistently pleasant, some of it, a reasonable amount of it in fact was bordering on “ouch”, but it was all-relevant and once she had moved on to the next bit, and my body had relaxed, it felt heavenly.

By god I’ve never;

a) Been so intimate with someone I don’t know.

b) Met a woman with such a strong grip.

c)  Felt my muscles be compressed and probed so before.

I was on the table for just over an hour, and then had a half hour sauna to finish off.

Extremely good, and unfaultable experience. (I left a hefty tip!)

Highly recommended for anyone as a gift, or just for yourself to de-stress. The best thing is I still have another voucher to use! (Then I’ll have to pay for them myself.)


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peterh 1:28 pm 29 Jun 09

just a quick update for those of us on the southside, foot and thai is either open or is opening in upper dundas court, just down from the wattle takeaway.

Pommy bastard 1:52 pm 11 Jun 09

Well I’,m home now and about 3 inches taller and straight again. (No need for tittering.)

I’m sure the delicate little girl who ushered me into the cubicle slipped out when my back was turned and was replaced by Wendell Sailor or someone of that build, because I feel like I’ve been wrung out from head to foot.

Again, I cannot speak too highly of the set up, the staff, the treatment and the costs.

Well worth it!

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